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Sons of Ares's avatar

All the sniveling bitches are Republican men.

ETA: Benjamin Wittes is another DC douchebag who insisted Rod "Super Cuck" Rosenstein was a "white hat" dood. And another idiot who got taken in but purports to be an expert.

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Sons of Ares's avatar

A woman in a singlet is an abomination, so that won't happen with godly Jim!

Now a young man in a form-fitting singlet...

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MorganHW's avatar

"And that's why he's totally my fiance."

Congrats! Also, too, you made me laugh. And you are totally right.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I want everyone in the country to read this article. Thanks, $5F.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks so much.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

He was selected for his producer job for his Miss Universe shows.

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"M"'s avatar

I wish I knew ... but I do think it has something to do with white collar crime not being enforced for so long, because rich white guys. So ... if it was anything less than, say, six felonies, if it was anything that would've raised a screaming red flag if it had been anyone else, they don't even look.

"Limited investigative resources" and all that trash.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Gosh I never thought of that. Maybe he and Mark Meadows will just put a scare into her in some alley behind the Capitol.Now I hope you'll take care-- son of Ares or no Son of Ares, because Jim Jordan will have to "beat the shit out of you" for your innuendo, like he confided he'd do to that pedophile dr. in Ohio he claims to have never heard about.

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Thomas Hurt's avatar

When the sitting fascist started to threaten his career Rosenstein's balls shriveled up and dropped off.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

I'm thinking that "they" have kompromat on Ronnie.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

I read it as "when the shitting fascist...." That also works.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

Nick's the best. I don't see him much lately.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

Hey, now we have another guy to blame for the upcoming atomic war.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

Maybe if that happens one of the big clients of said law firm will take their business elsewhere.

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Michael Schmitt's avatar

Oh that shit.

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

He's unrelenting. I used to be partial to Chuck Rosenberg also but the other day he was just trying to be hopeful about one of these guys' behavior turning out ok. It's funny because I believe Nick A, my fiance has worked all this time in the same system and knows the same people. It worries me that out of such a small sample, so many haven't been even minimally neutral.

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