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Scratch a conservative, find a criminal.

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Roger Stone's ass is on his back.

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I believe ketchup is his condiment of choice.

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Interestingly, the hypocrisy label doesn't faze conservatives for even a second.

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The one you really have to watch out for is his cousin, Mordechai Phalanges.

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But where would they go? What would they do? Oh Red, what's to become of the poor Duterte family?

Now, before you go all "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn," remember our president's affinity for the Dutertes, and the number of residences available to him.

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My dad was a teenager in Galesburg, IL during Prohibition. According to him the the cheapest place to buy booze was at the back door of the police station.

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She was banished to a hunk of rock in the middle of the ocean, and then after her father died, her husband Tiberius (who was NOT AT ALL A SERIAL RAPIST) graciously allowed her to join her also-exiled daughter from a previous marriage, and then let the two of them starve to death.

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These foreign people really have no idea what's really happening in the Philippines. The losing party in the last elections and the local MSM are still trying to desperately destabilizing the Duterte government just like Trump administration in the US.

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Meth. They're dealing in Meth. Why, oh why, am I not surprised?

I just *know* Daddy-O there has been sampling the product.

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Yes, because right wing politicians and policies can never fail, right? It's always "someone" out to get them.

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Regardless. Democrats almost always brag about 'democracy' and yet cannot accept defeat to somebody not conforming to their 'standards'.

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it doesn't but it fits.

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Remind of the grace, dignity and acceptance shown by Republicans during the Obama years again.

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Your war on (some) drug (exports, but not others) is about selling US manufactured goods and services to Mexico, and killing Mexicans.

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They'll move to the United States like most disgraced dictators do.

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