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chascates's avatar

Who knew Elmer Fudd was such a horndog?

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Ailes offered her an extra $100 a week to have sex with him whenever he wanted."

Obviously very wrong. But not cheap - if you worked it out as dollars per minute.

TundraGrifter's avatar

2L:

Since Ailes is at work, perhaps he uses a book mark to save time.

And - very nice use of "clamber." Plus you avoided the "aboard" cliche. Well played!

fuflans's avatar

and iran. don't forget that catastrophe in the making.

WA Bishop's avatar

Two points: 1. She was <i>already at work</i>, so he shouldn't have to pay for travel time, and 2. Roger Ailes is a sex god.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Somebody pass the hand lotion, please.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Anderson alleges that Ailes offered her an extra $100 a week to have sex with him <b>whenever he wanted</b>.</i>

I would not do you on a boat, I would not do you with a goat, I would not do you in a box, And that's why I don't work for Fox.