Roger Simon is paid a six-figure salary to be right about politics, so expect him to resign November 7, 2012 if this prognostication of his does not happen: Republicans are so worthless they may not even field a candidate for the first presidential election since 1852, and next year's contest will be a showdown between Barack Obama and Dennis Kucinich. Is Kucinich going to win? No, Kucinich is not going to win, Simon says, but he has a better chance than the Republicans. (We think that's what he's saying? It's hard to tell, because this column is so dumb.) Anyway, THE POINT IS, if something were to happen to Obama that took his life, Dennis Kucinich would win the presidency.
<i>&quot;...if something were to happen to Obama ...&quot;</i>
If I understand Donald Trumpette correctly, Obama is going to get deported. Of course that would cause massive layoffs in the right-wing propaganda machine. And a sudden interest in expanding the safety net so Breitbart, Hannity, Palin&trade;, Malkin, Limbaugh, Beck can get a helping hand during hard times.
Lest we forget: from the fabled <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/343535\/another-man-tries-to-give-liz-sausage" target="_blank">Wonkette archives</a>.
&#039;Scuse me, but isn&#039;t this what we damned dirty hippies have been saying for the past year?
Or the Waters of Babylon, where we lay down.
So basically, an average sclm columnist.
Over Biden, which is roughly the same.
Are the circles ever-decreasing, so that he will eventually disappear up his own asshole?
<i>&quot;...if something were to happen to Obama ...&quot;</i>
If I understand Donald Trumpette correctly, Obama is going to get deported. Of course that would cause massive layoffs in the right-wing propaganda machine. And a sudden interest in expanding the safety net so Breitbart, Hannity, Palin&trade;, Malkin, Limbaugh, Beck can get a helping hand during hard times.
&quot;It takes two wings to fly, and, so far, Obama has not been paying a lot of attention to his left one. &quot;
Man...that&#039;s like rock n roll poetry.
Lest we forget: from the fabled <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/343535\/another-man-tries-to-give-liz-sausage" target="_blank">Wonkette archives</a>.
Babs, Babs.....more eggs...