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Blaming everything on Photoshop has been replaced by blaming everything on AI.

I would be shocked to learn that a POS like Stone DIDN'T call for executions. Until someone can provide physical proof that it was AI, I will just assume he's lying as usual.

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What. The. Actual. Fuck! Aspiring Batman villain enlists an NYPD cop (I know, former) to carry out his dirty deeds. Yes, Congress should investigate why TFG pardoned Stone, but their side is just going to scream witch hunt. Loathsome.

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trying to convince Sal Greco, an NYPD cop who works security for Stone on the side

I'm sorry, the what now?

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And here is the entire right's Achille's Heel. Stone thought murdering a Democratic Congressman would strike the fear of God in the rest of the Democrats would immediately back down and fall in line, because that's exactly what every elected Republican does every day simply by the threat of death.

But it doesn't work on Democrats. It never has. Attack us, and it just hardens our resolve, because We. Aren't. Cowards.

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This man must be the richest man alive. Because just casual reading turns up the fact that his whole life long he's had some political con active, at every single moment. They strike me as 'cons' at least.

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For the batshit crazies, this is just Free Speech, instead of a threat. Stone is drop of dung on Trump’s shoe and only got pardoned in order to own the libs.

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Roger Stone denies plotting to kill members of Congress. But he did frame Roger Rabbit.

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It's the eyes. I remember the eyes. And that high-pitched laugh.

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I'm no lawyer, but isn't that assault and conspiracy to commit assault?

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It's just campaign trail talk.

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This is no joke. He's serious.

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Horse piss libel.

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'giant butterscotch this nation someone once elected' is some mighty fine writing.

cheers!

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The. Best. People.

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I've always wondered why Roger Stone was never considered suspect in a previous politically charged murder. His rhetoric certainly suggests the occasional mob hit for the cause would bother him much.

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I heard that everyone they say the Clintons killed was actually killed by Roger Stone, and he just sits back laughing that he was able to throw all the suspicions onto them.

At least, that's what I heard.

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If you wanted to revive the Clinton Body Count in time to derail a Presidential election campaign what would you do?

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I'm not a lawyer.

So any lawyers on Wonkette...open question...is this admissible in court?

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I was thinking of opening a People's Court (It's in the Constitution someplace, I've been assured). I'll allow it.

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Butterscotch libulz.

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