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Oh yes! Pretty, pretty please!! With sugar on top!!! I won't ask for anything else until next month if you just give me this one thing, Mr. Mueller!! I'll even clean my room and make my bed!!

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Thoughts and prayers for Roger Stone. I'm not going to give him a second thought. And right through here, I don't think he has a prayer.

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"First up against the wall when the Revolution comes" is also pretty good...

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Who in the hell is going to wash that rug he has on his head when he is interred on the back forty of the White Supremacist House? I suggest a mausoleum like Mao's and Lenin's where the children can visit at Halloween. Stone already has a head start on the embalming and mummifying, so tRUMP and Melanie [sic], never ones shy to use a bucket of makeup, can perfect Stone's color and tone.

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Somehow she has got hold of Seb Gorka's middle-school uniform.

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You're talking to the artist formerly known as the Baloney Pony.

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In the hot sun.

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Cocky Locky?

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DAMMIT, I knew I needed to let my hair grow long and wear more big floppy hats! My genius -sized cranium gets me into so much trouble, but its the caballo-sized part of my anatomy that really runs things IYKWIMAITYD!

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I mean it! I lack the computer skills to move images around, but find the right profiles of both, juxtapose, and whoo, a conspiracy theory births itself! Ever see a 1950's scifi movie called 'This Island Earth'? The Earthlings caught on to the Metalunan humanoids cuz they all had genius -size crania, and saw a connection.

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Reminds me of PJ O'Rourke:

"If you're a 40-year old accountant, you're not gonna magically transform yourself into the 19 year-old sex machine you once thought you were by getting a snake tattooed on your ass. You're gonna magically transform yourself into a 40 year-old accountant with a snake tattooed on his ass, and your're gonna get the "WTF" look next time you go in for your physical"

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The ad in Craigslist clearly said "no reciprocation"

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Upfist for "short-wheelbase cranium"

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And sand doesn't dare get in them

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This just about made me break down and weep.

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