Oh yes! Pretty, pretty please!! With sugar on top!!! I won't ask for anything else until next month if you just give me this one thing, Mr. Mueller!! I'll even clean my room and make my bed!!
Who in the hell is going to wash that rug he has on his head when he is interred on the back forty of the White Supremacist House? I suggest a mausoleum like Mao's and Lenin's where the children can visit at Halloween. Stone already has a head start on the embalming and mummifying, so tRUMP and Melanie [sic], never ones shy to use a bucket of makeup, can perfect Stone's color and tone.
DAMMIT, I knew I needed to let my hair grow long and wear more big floppy hats! My genius -sized cranium gets me into so much trouble, but its the caballo-sized part of my anatomy that really runs things IYKWIMAITYD!
I mean it! I lack the computer skills to move images around, but find the right profiles of both, juxtapose, and whoo, a conspiracy theory births itself! Ever see a 1950's scifi movie called 'This Island Earth'? The Earthlings caught on to the Metalunan humanoids cuz they all had genius -size crania, and saw a connection.
"If you're a 40-year old accountant, you're not gonna magically transform yourself into the 19 year-old sex machine you once thought you were by getting a snake tattooed on your ass. You're gonna magically transform yourself into a 40 year-old accountant with a snake tattooed on his ass, and your're gonna get the "WTF" look next time you go in for your physical"
Oh yes! Pretty, pretty please!! With sugar on top!!! I won't ask for anything else until next month if you just give me this one thing, Mr. Mueller!! I'll even clean my room and make my bed!!
Thoughts and prayers for Roger Stone. I'm not going to give him a second thought. And right through here, I don't think he has a prayer.
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"First up against the wall when the Revolution comes" is also pretty good...
Who in the hell is going to wash that rug he has on his head when he is interred on the back forty of the White Supremacist House? I suggest a mausoleum like Mao's and Lenin's where the children can visit at Halloween. Stone already has a head start on the embalming and mummifying, so tRUMP and Melanie [sic], never ones shy to use a bucket of makeup, can perfect Stone's color and tone.
Somehow she has got hold of Seb Gorka's middle-school uniform.
You're talking to the artist formerly known as the Baloney Pony.
In the hot sun.
Cocky Locky?
DAMMIT, I knew I needed to let my hair grow long and wear more big floppy hats! My genius -sized cranium gets me into so much trouble, but its the caballo-sized part of my anatomy that really runs things IYKWIMAITYD!
I mean it! I lack the computer skills to move images around, but find the right profiles of both, juxtapose, and whoo, a conspiracy theory births itself! Ever see a 1950's scifi movie called 'This Island Earth'? The Earthlings caught on to the Metalunan humanoids cuz they all had genius -size crania, and saw a connection.
Reminds me of PJ O'Rourke:
"If you're a 40-year old accountant, you're not gonna magically transform yourself into the 19 year-old sex machine you once thought you were by getting a snake tattooed on your ass. You're gonna magically transform yourself into a 40 year-old accountant with a snake tattooed on his ass, and your're gonna get the "WTF" look next time you go in for your physical"
The ad in Craigslist clearly said "no reciprocation"
Upfist for "short-wheelbase cranium"
And sand doesn't dare get in them
This just about made me break down and weep.