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You have to give ol Roger some credit. Despite all the crazy, tough talk, he knows his way around a congressional subpoena. When faced with the possibility, he quietly folded like a cheap suit.That Brain Force might actually work.

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The Sugar Hillz Gang would never go after him. He is great for her campaign.

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I wonder if that Brain Force crap makes the insides of their heads sound like ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.

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So... Flowers for Algernon?

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I love these jacked-up, self-important little twits who are all so impressed with themselves that they think that the busiest woman in the world has time to plan their demises...I mean, there are only 24 hours in the day, and between fixing the election and murdering all the other folks, and doing all the benghazying, there just isn't the time.

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With apologies to the Sugar Hill Gang, and Rapper's Delight:

So Hilz looked at him, and said "How ya known?""Well I go by the name of, Roger Stone.And I know that it's me, who you'd like to bump.Just let me quit my boyfriend, Donald Trump."

She said, "He's a candidate, you must forget.Flying to his rallies, in his Trump-branded jet.He may say he's classy, or debonair.But what the fuck is up with that orangutan hair?"

"You need a candidate thats got finesse,and her whole name across her chest.He can't satisfy you, with his tiny hands.Now let me introduce you to the Clinton brand."

Just do it, just do it, just do it, do it, do it.I'm here, I'm there, I'm Big Kill Hilz, I'm everywhere!

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Sadly it's more pocketa-queep-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa-queep

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I think Cheney's more likely to kill him in a hunting accident, given his predilection for shooting faces.

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It is as bizarre a fantasy as can be imagined. Here we thought Hillary was a Goldwater Girl, a lawyer, an activist for women and children, FLOTUS, a senator and Secretary of State. Now we find she is also an assassin. I thought the only person she killed was Vince Foster.

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Pretty close probably. But, it will keep you awake.

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Brilliant. Thanx!

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As do all right-thinking people.

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Something of a defining characteristic of them, really.

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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

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Really dude, you are not that important....

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...sorry I don't speak Canadian either

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