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malsperanza's avatar

I still have a few of these envelopes, produced after the USPS finally , reluctantly issued a Nixon stamp in the 1990s: <a href="http://kookiekitsch.com/Por..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://kookiekitsch.com/Portals/0/productimages/1...">http://kookiekitsch.com/Por...

bobbert's avatar

"Get Spiro First"

Also2Something's avatar

No need to expend our valuable resources. The climate deniers are hard at work ensuring that my property in north central Florida will soon be beach front. Another bonus is that all the TP krazies will be relocated into the Gulf of Mexico & the Atlantic. Every Wonketeer will be invited to my place for the celebration.

Also2Something's avatar

Dammit! I was gonna say that. I'm a day late and a dollar short on this one; was too busy washing the layers of pollen off my screens and windows yesterday.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Ah fuck. I was hoping for SI residents to throw him off a balcony, with votes.

Really, even with the most assholic of voters, what is the appeal? No better duchenozzles available?

Pookums's avatar

That's not a spray-on tan, that's the healthy glow of patriotism. I've been told that one only achieves that nirvana after having been a Marine, an FBI agent, and a reporter-thrower.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Holy shit I think we've found the perfect, Platonic example of date rape face!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Defenestration for the win! Honestly, one of my favorite words in English.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

More like "Remove Grime in Seconds!"

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That Grimm Visage is gonna give me nightmares.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You realize that Prague has had two very famous Defenestrations, and Murica ain't had none?

Defenestration Gap! I mean GHAZI!!!