We have had a great time the last few months laughing at the crusading Staten Island congressman Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Roid Rage) as he took the House by storm: standing up to our tyrannical President’s unprecedented, Constitution-shredding decision to impose a $4 annual fee on cell phones to fund high-speed Internet for schools, threatening to
No need to expend our valuable resources. The climate deniers are hard at work ensuring that my property in north central Florida will soon be beach front. Another bonus is that all the TP krazies will be relocated into the Gulf of Mexico & the Atlantic. Every Wonketeer will be invited to my place for the celebration.
Dammit! I was gonna say that. I'm a day late and a dollar short on this one; was too busy washing the layers of pollen off my screens and windows yesterday.
That's not a spray-on tan, that's the healthy glow of patriotism. I've been told that one only achieves that nirvana after having been a Marine, an FBI agent, and a reporter-thrower.
Angels? I call bullshit!
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&quot;Get Spiro First&quot;
No need to expend our valuable resources. The climate deniers are hard at work ensuring that my property in north central Florida will soon be beach front. Another bonus is that all the TP krazies will be relocated into the Gulf of Mexico &amp; the Atlantic. Every Wonketeer will be invited to my place for the celebration.
Dammit! I was gonna say that. I&#039;m a day late and a dollar short on this one; was too busy washing the layers of pollen off my screens and windows yesterday.
Ah fuck. I was hoping for SI residents to throw him off a balcony, with votes.
Really, even with the most assholic of voters, what is the appeal? No better duchenozzles available?
That&#039;s not a spray-on tan, that&#039;s the healthy glow of patriotism. I&#039;ve been told that one only achieves that nirvana after having been a Marine, an FBI agent, and a reporter-thrower.
Holy shit I think we&#039;ve found the perfect, Platonic example of date rape face!
Defenestration for the win! Honestly, one of my favorite words in English.
More like &quot;Remove Grime in Seconds!&quot;
That Grimm Visage is gonna give me nightmares.
You realize that Prague has had two very famous Defenestrations, and Murica ain&#039;t had none?
Defenestration Gap! I mean GHAZI!!!