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Floaty, polka-dotted little baby trunkfish. More info 'bout your gif here: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/tiny-trunkfish

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/43f20f36-c427-4a85-aa40-a59b3ff4d882

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Babe Paley's avatar

It freaks me out how wonderful and magic nature is.

Also, Martini, you're so beautiful!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Aww! You are too sweet! Thank you!

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Menotsure's avatar

Those squarish little fishes

That look a lot like dice

May be quite delicious

As well as looking nice

But I would eat one never

No matter what the price

The poisonous little bastard

Would likely kill me twice

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

🙌🏼

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

OMG, adorable little thing. I’ve seen or even heard of one and have watched Mr S surf fish plenty of times.

ETA, I missed the deadly poison bit so just as well I’ve never seen one. “What on earth is that on your hook? (the weirdest thing I’ve seen is a sea robin) AHHHHHHHH!” *dies*

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Ron Spangler's avatar

It's the play Shakespeare never wrote, but should have.

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Ron Spangler's avatar

"Gods blood! Thou hast caught a pretty little fish!

<dies>

<exeunt all>"

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Pere Ubu's avatar

*exit, pursued by fish*

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Revenant's avatar

Enter first and second murder fish stage left, hautboys cymbles etc.

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Resource NW's avatar

Try sleeping with that fish!

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Mavenmaven's avatar

"known to poison an entire aquarium population with their skin secretions when not kept stress-free at all times."

MAGA Karen fish!

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Revenant's avatar

Boo!

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Tommy Mo's avatar

I wish I had that power.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

🙇‍♂️😂🤣

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kmblue187's avatar

Bouncy!

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memzilla's avatar

Roman holidays? I'm forum!

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Resource NW's avatar

Sounds like Martini Walked a Mile, at age you might say it was a golden one.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I had to think about that fora morment.

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

I Caesar what you did there.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Romans are responsible for perpetuating puns.

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Richard S's avatar

OUT!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Groan!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

young smooth trunkfish...

I was once both young and smooth. Never a trunkfish though. They are gorgeous creatures, that dice fish stage! Too cute.

"...they will secrete a toxin when threatened, which can be deadly to humans"

Don't bug the fish....

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tehbaddr's avatar

Pfffttt! No way THAT is a fish! Some other sort of deep sea abomination. Don't be fooled by it's cuteness, those spots mean danger!

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Normal words cannot describe

The whimsy of the fishie

So we ask the Jabberwock

To help us fill our wishie

'Tis floomfy an' booncy

an' ploofie also too

Jus' cutesy and spootsy

an' cuddlish 'tis true!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

But little fishy, beware the Walrus and Carpenter. Those guys are shady.

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The Wanderer's avatar

"The Walrus and the Carpenter

Were walking hand in hand.

'If only,' said the Carpenter,

'The Law would understand.'"

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

ROFL!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Got that from Monty Python.

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Michael's avatar

I brake for trunk fish and their babies!

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Michael's avatar

Little critter going with the flow!

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

I wondered what happened to the other die of that pair of dice.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Teeny little feesh!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

re steve millers house, it's like they watched every episode of hgtv renno/flipping shows and implemented it in the blandest way possible - the wood is beige, the handcrafted imperfect tiles in the bathroom are different shades of beige, the carpets are beige, the 'moody' rooms are grey - they have random shots of 'fancy' handles (which match the colour of the cupboard behind them but with a bit of gold on it), and the walls are painful white. Even the beige feature rock wall in the kitchen is boring

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I just remembered to look at Stephen and Katie Miller's house. RIght, they have 3 little kids and white couches and dining room chairs. And a whitish rug under the dining room table. maybe the kids have to eat in the basement.

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Michael's avatar

Top secret. Mz Lux's fantasy list of things she wants to eat for the holidays. Talk about eclectic!

XMAS MENU IDEAS*****

[ ] braised turkey breast (Save for January)

[ ] Dressing

[ ] Mashed potatoes and gravy

[ ] Little smokies pigs in blankets ¿crescent rolls vs puff pastry?

[ ] Pan spanokopita and walnut phyllo

[ ] Savory cottage/ricotta cheesecake, garlic and ¿mushroom onion tomato kale, with feta or chevre? Cooked like a galette?

[ ] Chirasushi with brown rice with miso soup (New Years morning)

[ ] Raddichio slaw with olives, cukes, & tomatoes & roasted beets( or apples) and cranberries

[ ] Tabouli salad with mostly parsley

[ ] Roasted tomato and onion and pepper dressed with oil and lemon over garlic green beans

[ ] Kabocha roasted agrodolce with olives (or cranberries) and walnuts

[ ] Creamy curried squash soup

[ ] Seafood salad ( scallops, shrimp, crabmeat and very firm white fish - like halibut, lingcod, mahi- with lemon, capers celery and peppers ¿vinaigrette vs mayo base?)over a bed of romaine with lots of stems, tomatoes, cooled roasted broccolini and radicchio wedges

[ ] Olivier salad

[ ] Ecuadorian Encebollada soup: tuna/not canned, yucca, potato

[ ] Ajiaco

[ ] Mini matzah and mini turkey meatballs in clear soup

[ ] Cranberry sauce with turkey meatballs

[ ] Stuffed cabbage rolls, salmon vs meatballs vs hb egg

[ ] Cabbage rolls stuffed with browned meatballs of grd turkey,wild rice&sticky rice, mushrooms, walnut, wrapped in yuba, embedded in a mix of wild rice. Sticky rice. Mushrooms. Celery, peppers, onion, green beans. All piled onto a lotus leaf lightly covered with another leaf,. Steamed over broth. Open top leaf, scatter with peas, browned onions, toasted walnuts. Close up and rest. Serve from cooking dish still edged with lotus leaf. Garnish with sour cream, lemon wedges

[ ] Pastitsio, moussaka/greece or mousakka/turkey

[ ] Lovers eggplant or eggplant in tangy sauce

[ ] Potato salad

[ ] Mac salad

[ ] HK Dim Sum: chinese broccoli, shin roll, baked hombao?

[ ] Teriyaki baked salmon

[ ] Fritatta filled with hummus & garlic & potatoes with thin sliced red radish, olives, and scallions on the side and drizzled with tzatziki and scattered sliced almonds

[ ] Hueuvos haminados

[ ] Salatim, the salad array served with kabob in Israel. https://jamiegeller.com/travel/israel/salatim-23-israeli-salads-and-spreads-you-need-to-start-making/

[ ] Rughlach with Apricot jam

[ ] Russian tea cakes

[ ] Jam thumbprint cookies or linzer cookies

[ ] Gingercrinkles

[ ] Oatmeal crispies

[ ] Spiced creamy rice pudding with soft fruity curd top ( house of gyro)

[ ] Kheer with cashews

[ ] Pineapple fluff

[ ] Mandarin orange fluff

[ ] Coconut cake

[ ] Panforte

[ ] Spiced almonds

[ ] Tamarind mocktail- make very sour

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Zooks! I've never heard of half these things!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

According to the official, certified Italian person in the Monster household (Mrs. Monster), Rome, like most of northern Italy has very bland food. The best food is down south in Calabria, which just coincidentally is where her family is from.

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Bupkus231's avatar

"Haha, Missouri good government types gonna try to force Missouri to let voters vote on their gerryfucked congressional maps, like California did (and succeeded). They got three times the necessary signatures!"

Slight difference - in California, the lege had not created any mid-decade gerrymandered map for voters to vote against, unlike the Missouri lege. Of course, you're right, the Missouri lege will find some way to fuck this petition up.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

Could there even be a more apropos accompaniment to this Tabs?!

https://youtu.be/Wv1pl423LDk?si=Bda20bw6VMog1vRU

🙏💀

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Bupkus231's avatar

"Trump’s case for his pardon of the drug dealer Honduran president: “What? Who? I did?”

Apparently, the week before ( Nov 30th ), Trump claimed he agreed with some idiots:

"Last week, when asked about the Hernández pardon during a Q&A on Air Force One, Trump, again referencing unspecified people, declared, “They said it was a Biden administration set-up. And I looked at the facts, and I agreed with them.”

This is not the first time that the Felonious One has contradicted his own lies.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Wot? No Daniel?

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Babe Paley's avatar

I LOVE Rome!

Did you see Daniel? Did you see my best friend from elementary school?

My God--you're all so happy and gorgeous! Between this and the Color of the Year thing, I'm just so happy, despite having a horrible day--thank you!

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Michael's avatar

Fuertaventura is a nice place to go in winter if you don't mind not having any trees!

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

We just got back from Tuscany cities trip a month ago. It was amazing/kind of amusing to see all the old fortifications, everywhere you turned. Lucca’s 360 degree wall just screamed ‘Go ahead, try. Make my day.’ But fun fact: part of the wall in Piombino (very nice seaside town; would recommend) was designed by DaVinci. Well, of course it was.

Long winded, as usual. But I’m glad you had a good trip. Yeah, we also found getting meals we liked to be kind of hit or miss.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Beeeyoootiful, as my dad would say.

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beb's avatar

Ooo, a face eating leopard. Rome has everything.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Stephen Miller's house is a piece of shit. Did you see any gold? I didn't.

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