On last night's edition of "The Factor" -- the first to be O'Reilly-free -- Mike Huckabee stopped by to talk to stand-in host Dana Perino about how super unfair everyone in the media is being to Donald Trump.
I've kissed women leaning away from me... of course, they were bending over backwards, and I was holding them (don't want someone falling over backwards, esp. if you're kissing....)
And how does he know you can't climb a ladder leaning towards you, inquiring minds want to know. Perhaps he tried, and fell on his head, and that's why he's A. Idiot?
Plus, also, guys can and often DO pee when and where the mood strikes.
No fewer than twenty-three!
Because it's difficult to build woodchippers using only votes?
Don't forget about his cozy relationship with rapists. Just ask any of Wayne Dumond's victim's families.
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Sounds about right.
Or the time when Mikey released a serial rapist only to have that person murder and rape again after telling Mikey he had been forgiven by god.
I've kissed women leaning away from me... of course, they were bending over backwards, and I was holding them (don't want someone falling over backwards, esp. if you're kissing....)
And how does he know you can't climb a ladder leaning towards you, inquiring minds want to know. Perhaps he tried, and fell on his head, and that's why he's A. Idiot?
Mikey also knows a thing or two about pedophilia, rape and animal cruelty given that his friends and family are into those sorts of things.
My daughters know the correct answer: it's not keep your legs closed, it's knee them in the balls, hard.
Trumpolini, and Hucklebee remind me of my late idiot, er, sister. Nothing above a 10, and missing red cards from 4-6, and black 7's and 8's....
Yup, I'm sure they will be to blame somehow.
Since I developed prostate difficulties (TMI) I realized that a fair shake was really necessary
Many thanks! (Great sigh of relief due to not waking up at 2am with the complete verse)
Personally, I'm sorry he didn't try this.
What? That's not a saying. Is that a saying in Arkansas, about things you can't do? No one has ever said that in my neck of the woods.
"And another thing I know - Kim Davis covered in prison sweat is hawter than a fresh fucked fox!", Huckleberry added.