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Plus, also, guys can and often DO pee when and where the mood strikes.

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No fewer than twenty-three!

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Because it's difficult to build woodchippers using only votes?

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Don't forget about his cozy relationship with rapists. Just ask any of Wayne Dumond's victim's families.

http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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Sounds about right.

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Or the time when Mikey released a serial rapist only to have that person murder and rape again after telling Mikey he had been forgiven by god.

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I've kissed women leaning away from me... of course, they were bending over backwards, and I was holding them (don't want someone falling over backwards, esp. if you're kissing....)

And how does he know you can't climb a ladder leaning towards you, inquiring minds want to know. Perhaps he tried, and fell on his head, and that's why he's A. Idiot?

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Mikey also knows a thing or two about pedophilia, rape and animal cruelty given that his friends and family are into those sorts of things.

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My daughters know the correct answer: it's not keep your legs closed, it's knee them in the balls, hard.

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Trumpolini, and Hucklebee remind me of my late idiot, er, sister. Nothing above a 10, and missing red cards from 4-6, and black 7's and 8's....

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Yup, I'm sure they will be to blame somehow.

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Since I developed prostate difficulties (TMI) I realized that a fair shake was really necessary

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Many thanks! (Great sigh of relief due to not waking up at 2am with the complete verse)

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Personally, I'm sorry he didn't try this.

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What? That's not a saying. Is that a saying in Arkansas, about things you can't do? No one has ever said that in my neck of the woods.

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"And another thing I know - Kim Davis covered in prison sweat is hawter than a fresh fucked fox!", Huckleberry added.

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