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fuflans's avatar

however, i refuse to believe mitt romney was responsible for anyone's orgasm.

ever.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I believe that was 41's wife. 43's mom.

bobbert's avatar

Salmon P. Chase. (the inventor of p?)

bobbert's avatar

Primer Orange, ain't it?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, Al Gore tried to claim it, but we all know Mitt invented the internet.

When are you planning on thanking him for Facebook?

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes, he's just like you and me. He doesn't just like firing people, he thinks firing people is <em>hilarious</em>.

I almost wet myself every time I here jokes about destroying the lives of entire families that were already on the edge. I mean, if that isn't a thigh-slapping good time, what is?

chascates's avatar

I just hope his perpetual motion machine is finished soon.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Pressed to reveal the lighter side of Mitt Romney"

<i>lighter</i> than stiff white Mormon!?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Just how stupid and/or racist are the crazy 27%, to continue backing a Mittbot so fundamentally opposed to facts?

TundraGrifter's avatar

If I were "Eric Fehrnstrom" I would be spending my free time figuring out a new last name.

TundraGrifter's avatar

When you can make the numbers work, DIP financing makes a great deal of sense because the lender elbows its way to the head of the line, ahead of all other creditors.

TundraGrifter's avatar

The OTHER maids?

Often maid?

Seldom maid?

Maid-to-order?

Maid in the shade?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Nine out of ten doctors who preferred Camels have gone back to women.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I invented Mitt Romney. Pull my finger and I'll do it again.

schmannity's avatar

Well, he did follow Mitt's advice on the health insurance mandate.