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Regarding the rapture parents, Haddad sounds a bit muslin to me.

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If I wash my truck today, will that cause it to be 'on' again?

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ZOMBIE Herb Caen?

Oh. Nevermind.

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Ha, it's almost like you forgot he's got a "Get Out Of Hypocrisy Free" card!

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<blockquote>Not that I believe in hell, but there ought to be an especially unpleasant place for people who are intent on making fools of themselves in public.</blockquote>

I think there might be a hell: it's called their house, this Sunday Morning.

Knock Knock! <i>Who's there?</i> You, still, assmunches!

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Before 1967, the West Bank was part of Jordan and Gaza was part of Egypt. Neither wanted the Palestinians back. Kinda tells you what their fellow Arabs think of them. I guess it would be like if Mexico took over Arizona (hint, hint) and we kinda sit back and say "Hate to see you leave the nest Arizona, but we know you'll be alright on your own." Then quickly move to a one bedroom condo with a doorman.

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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

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