Oh golly, just another eight months or so before the Iowa Caucus, which means it's time for Wonkette to go into high gear. Mitt Romney is in Iowa! Michele Bachmann is planning an announcement at her personal Waterloo, which is a place actually called "Waterloo, Iowa," where she was hatched from an emu egg beneath a corn farm. The paper in Minneapolis hopefully suggests in its headline,
and now the wires are saying rick perry.
a capital executioner and the bimbos.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy year.
do we seriously think both sarah and michele will enter the race?
can we possibly be that lucky?
Maybe we really were raptured! (Hat tip to the wonketteer who said this, but I can remember the name)
a grudging non-endorsement for cash.
<i>where she was hatched from an emu egg beneath a corn farm</i>
this is sarah&#039;s attempt to be like lady gaga.