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jqheywood's avatar

<blockquote>"Why, I oughta ..." fappa fappa fappa fappa SMACK!!</blockquote>

Ahhh, the soundtrack of our Wonkette...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Wine out of a soda can. That is so lame.

You use a hypo to inject vodka into an orange. Didn't that young lady (and Frank) go to high school?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote>and wait until after the election is hopelessly lost</blockquote>

Good news, Bot!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

He was consistent, once. But this is from a 28-Jul-2008 Newsweek interview:

<blockquote>But we have made it very clear that there is nothing [the CIA] can do that would violate the Geneva Conventions, the Detainee Treatment Act, which prohibits torture. We could never torture anyone, but some people misconstrue that who don't understand what the Detainee Treatment Act and the Geneva Conventions are all about.</blockquote>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Win!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I don't know about that. I think they were just looking out for the therapist - wanted her to be ready and stuff.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When Cheney said Obama would be a one-term President, I knew we (Demoncrats) had the election in the bag. Because Dick Cheney has never been right about anything.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=LG0IDgM5Cos" target="_blank">Henghh!!</a>

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TundraGrifter's avatar

It takes a village to raise a successful child?

Even if it's a village in Kenya?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's some seriously funny shit right there!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

JMC:

I've been following Real Clear Politics, and they have Mr. Obama with 231 electoral votes; (r)Money 191.

18 votes from Ohio (Mr. Obama up by 5.0); 6 from Nevada (5.3) and 16 from Michigan (4.2) puts our man at 271. They have Mr. Obama's lead in Florida at 0.6.

One of the more interesting trends is (r)Money up in North Carolina by 0.4 - that's a dead heat.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Over the weekend Dick Cheney said Sarah Palin wasn't qualified to be President (duh).

Karl Rover said pretty much the same thing in 2010.

While I agree with both of them, it demonstrates an astonishing lack of integrity - and disregard for the best interests of America - to state that years after the 2008 election.

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PubOption's avatar

The King David Hotel, once bombed by some Jewish terrorists, including Menachem Begin.

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jqheywood's avatar

i want to fly like an eagle...

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jqheywood's avatar

A good malbec goes with everything!

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jqheywood's avatar

Actually, he doesn't have a pulse: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3tpf5tw" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/3tpf5tw">http://tinyurl.com/3tpf5tw</a>

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