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Here is Mitt Romney tryna be all "MESSAGE: WE CARE" when something unexpected happens. A middle-aged white man yells "what about the climate?" (instead of the obviously more important "what about your gaffes") and unfurls a banner explaining, DERR climate change is creating bigger and more dangerous "weather events," and we will all just have to get used to it. Silly white man! "The climate" did not cause Killer Sandy! And if it did, why, a rousing round of "U-S-A" will defeat it once and for all! Why didn't Michael Bloomberg just think of that? [ Youtube ]
Romney Crowd Will Defeat Hurricanes With Chants Of U-S-A! (Video)
And who the hell is Jamie?
You say "Allahu Akbar", I say "U-S-A"!
Has the exact same effect.