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And who the hell is Jamie?

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You say "Allahu Akbar", I say "U-S-A"!

Has the exact same effect.

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Now I get it. When they say things like "the jury is still out on Anthropomorphic Global Warming," scientists say "Yes, it is happening" and then these guys counter with "U-S-A! U-S-A!" which, sure, is kind of non-responsive, but still.

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<a href="http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/d\/d8\/IBM1130CopyCard.agr.jpg" target="_blank">This</a>.

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Cabbage Patch doll eyes.

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He was thinking about how he could hire this guy so he could fire him a few days before Christmas.

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Editrix, you just hurt my eyes open. I usually skip the videos of Romney rallies, but decided to watch this one and found that what I thought was humorous exaggeration is STRAIGHT BLOODY DESCRIPTION. And everyone here is so blasé: "oh, it's just the wingnuts chanting again". I'm obviously too naive for Wonkette. I think I'll go and shoot myself now. (Not with votes. Good Scotch.)

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There's righteous bags under his eyes too (at least in that still from the vid). Campaigning is heck.

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Damn, I don't think I've ever seen the USAUSAUSA chant used as a curse before. Thank god those people are nowhere near my hometown of NYC right now--they'd be beating us with clubs, us and our mayor and our governor. Please, folks, don't tell them where the East Coast is: there aren't enough National Guards in the nation to keep us safe.

I wonder if Romney ever has a moment, while he's standing there with that rictus frozen on his face, when he thinks, "Christ almighty, these assholes who are voting for me are a dangerous, stupid mob."

Nah.

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I like to imagine a crowd of GOPtards, standing on the boardwalk at Atlantic City, chanting "USA! USA!" as the tidal surge arrives. Just as an experiment, to see who wins.

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Of course not. It makes me feel like I'm really with my people!

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...yes, but it is also has 120 proof!

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...yeah I did that once and I am still trying to burn the image out of my brain!

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...one time my "friend" had the clap and all he had to do was rub some prayer on it! Now it only burns when he pee's standing up!!!

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Mitt just standing there with his toxic smirk on, while all his supporters shout USA USA at a banner is his version of calling in a drone strike.

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It didn't work for King Canute, but maybe all he needed was a bit of American exceptionalism.

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