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fuflans's avatar

you need more buttsecks and naked posts don't you?

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bobbert's avatar

Um, Rebecca. You need to chastise or kill your server-transitionaires, or at least reduce the tip, since the comments here have been grafted from the John Rocker article.

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malsperanza's avatar

Thank you for the PSA regarding the Republican word "utilize," which, in the best Republican tradition, adds crap without adding meaning.

Now, please address the verb "to engage" when used for anything other than hiring a servant in Edwardian England.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Seeing this dude on the street, I'm sure, did in fact encourage young people to vote. As in, "Holy shit, look at this crazy Romnulan mofo. I'd damn well better vote!"

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BRING BACK TEH KITTENS!1!

They are far more entertaining than washed up racist baseball guy who can't write

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Two alligators, a pole dancer and a bag of pot walk into a bar...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

John Rocker - no hits, no runs, all errors.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

If he had enough weed, he'd lose interest in "writering".

This sounds like a good charitable campaign.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Arenas such as professional athletics and music through which Americans create other influential “heroes” are also more times than not extremely poor examples of strong character for society’s observation. "</i>

I know I make a lot of grammar and syntax errors in my wonkette comments for society's observation, but at least I'm no John Rocker.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>He has a small dick.</i>

Now you've read that somewhere so can stop loving him.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

What...are the thesauruses full? Are there no paradigms?

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Mahousu's avatar

WND apparently employs a reverse editor - one who sticks in all the extra words that other editors take out.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Lol...like the WND would have interns when there are so many unhinged word grinders available to work for cheap. And if it did have interns, they'd all have to pass a cognitive dissonance test to believe whatever the editors told them.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Pardon my lack of popular societal cognition, but is that Honey Boo Boo in the picture? And if it is, what the fuck is she doing on the Discovery Channel. And finally, does her show come on after "Ow My Balls!"?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I wonder if he was stoned.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"It says a lot about the state of our society as a whole when it takes at least two hands to list all of the female TV “stars”

I bet Rocker has to count up the female stars with both hands, his shoes off, and his pants down...especially the pants down. And tissues handy.

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