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king john was also an entitled little twerp who went to france, sacrificed his authority, had his party turn against him and died from peaches or poison.

coincidence? i think not.

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For accuracy, his name should really be "Shillard."

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Trying to wrap my head around it...Bologna is a "dish"? What? Has Mitt Romney ever met an actual human long enough for his subroutines to assimilate normal speech patterns?

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Yeah, well, they're totally unprepared for Obamageddon. They're gonna be left behind after the Barackture.

I hope it only happens once - multiple Baracktures are painful.

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Proper pronunciation, please: He has a bad Koch habit.

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In the Romney household, bologna is served on a silver plate, with truffles. It's quick, easy, and convenient -- or so say the cooks.

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You might be a <strike>redneck</strike> Romney supporter..

If you're only experience with science is from your common-law wife's meth lab...

If you're morally opposed to your sister using birth control when you're having sex with her....

If you have no idea what a 99%er and a 1% because you don't know what math is....

If every time you go near one of your farm animals, they blow a rape whistle...

If when watching your girlfriend's state-mandated sonagram, you ask for the remote so you can change it to "Walker, Texas Ranger"...

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Well, things that don't exist are unbreakable, and how much stronger can you get than <em>that</em>?

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see, that's the advantage of the magic Etch-A-Sketch. Don't like a line? Give it a shake and just draw a new one

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I'd settle for "My opponent is a compulsive liar".

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