Here is a story with so many lovely layers of gooey rich ironies -- like a trifle, or a Spotted Dick! First, Mitt Romney is in New York City today, cold hangin' out at firehouses with Rudy 9u11iani while near-simultaneously criticizing Barack Obama for "politicizing" the death of Osama Bin Laden. Second, did you know Obama should have handled the whole OBL unpleasantness the way Mitt Romney says he said he would have? Fellows, it is true. "It was naive on the part of the candidate to say he would go in," Romney whined like a total bitch. "It was a very uh uh uh if you will fragile and flammable time in Pakistan, and I thought it was a mistake of him as a candidate for the presidency of the United States at that time to announce that we would go in. Rather than to just, as I did, say we reserve the right to go in wherever is appropriate to secure the interests of the United States of America."
Mitt&#039;s rambling nonsense here serves as yet another reminder of why teleprompters are in fact a good idea. I mean good grief goobers, the first President to use a speechwriter was <a href="http:\/\/www.loc.gov\/rr\/program\/bib\/ourdocs\/farewell.html" target="_blank">Washington</a> and while using a &#039;prompter won&#039;t make me hate what you&#039;re saying less, at least it&#039;ll be over faster.
At least Rudy has a better idea where to get pizza than <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/wed-june-1-2011\/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad" target="_blank">The Duhnald</a>
Putting aside whether it is true or not for a moment, the current Republican talking point &quot;Of course Romney would have gone after Bin Laden if given the same choice&quot; completely overlooks whether or not Romney would have diverted the resources into searching for him that would have gotten us to that point where he could make that choice.
jesus christ rudy&#039;s gotten fat.
jesus christ romney is just... terrrible.
Very good.
The Romneys don&#039;t do dick; they <i>are</i> dick.
Mitt&#039;s rambling nonsense here serves as yet another reminder of why teleprompters are in fact a good idea. I mean good grief goobers, the first President to use a speechwriter was <a href="http:\/\/www.loc.gov\/rr\/program\/bib\/ourdocs\/farewell.html" target="_blank">Washington</a> and while using a &#039;prompter won&#039;t make me hate what you&#039;re saying less, at least it&#039;ll be over faster.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Surprising that &quot;the ends justifies the means&quot; is so well received by the Mormon spiritual leadership...
That might have worked if the rightwing media was already ready with he faux outrage over the politicization of 9/11.
Ken Doll is smooth as a Ken Doll.
Entering an ally? Isn&#039;t that why he has 5 sons?
Interest in how humans eat has not been programmed into MittBot3.2
At least Rudy has a better idea where to get pizza than <a href="http:\/\/www.thedailyshow.com\/watch\/wed-june-1-2011\/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad" target="_blank">The Duhnald</a>
Putting aside whether it is true or not for a moment, the current Republican talking point &quot;Of course Romney would have gone after Bin Laden if given the same choice&quot; completely overlooks whether or not Romney would have diverted the resources into searching for him that would have gotten us to that point where he could make that choice.