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but see the actual thing is actually bamz did it and no republican did it and certainly romney didn't do it.

but hey! war with out end amen.

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Nobody could have predicted!

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You watched the Bill Hicks clip in the Limbaugh thread, didn't you?

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And the Korean War is relevant to the NDAA... how?<br /><br />Less flippantly, though, if we're talking \"hundreds of thousands of troops\", we're clearly Iraq/Afghanistan and not Libya, and Congress made its intent clear. The constitution doesn't specify a particular form of words for a declaration of war, and the AUMFs are close enough for a hand grenade.

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Wise man.

By coincidence, then, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=JIT-SYVPV8s" target="_blank">it</a> was relevant to the circumstances in which Charles Lindbergh was mostly likely to be taking a dump on Hitler.

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Don't tell them or they'll rename yet again, but the spelling "academi" makes me think of the way Jean-Christophe Novelli pronounced the name of his short-lived reality cooking show.

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Ah christ...I'm just cynical enough to think that something like that would happen.

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<i>"it’s not worth ... spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person."</i>

This is why we need a businessman in the White House. Unlike a "politician", Romney will do a cost/benefit analysis on these questions. Then weigh that against whether those billions would be better spent on tax cuts for stay-at-home moms. If some grieving families are denied the satisfaction of revenge/justice, that is simply part their cost of doing business.

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But he'd turn into a nuclear bomb and reduce a major US city to ashes because he hates Jesus.

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"Oh Yeah, Obama?! Well, I'll have you know I'd <i>totally liquidate</i> his <i>assets!</i> Literally, I mean. His stock options would be leveraged so high, we'd even sell the building too!"

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Vogon poetry now only the <em>fourth</em> worst poetry in the universe.

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Reality's for pussies!

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Guess what, America, we love you...

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If George W. Bush was going to get Bin Laden, George W. Bush would've gotten Bin Laden.

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Mitt, what happened to you? If you were this indecisive and self-contradictory when you were with Bain Capital, you never could have fired all those people.

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Oh yeah? Jimmy can crush beer cans on his forehead. Full, unopened beer cans. Fuck you Mitt.

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