Mitt Romney has a thing (one) he has stood firm on, and that is that he is against gay marriage. Sure, there was a time as governor of Massachusetts when he managed to be on both sides of the issue simultaneously, both directing his administration to comply with state judges' "Goodridge" ruling allowing gays to marry while at the very same time working to get backing for an amendment to repeal it. (While he'd run for Senate saying he would be better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy, he also almost managed to
We joke, but I am pretty sure that I'll be watching "Hardball" Monday to see him lose his shit over this latest bit of Romney silliness.
Can you blame him? Who wants to ride around in a car with a couple of homosexuals? He might become gay. After all, isn't it a fact that if you ride around with a couple of mechanics, you suddenly have urges to fix cars? Or if you ride with doctors, you want to take out kidneys? Of course, if a baby rides with priest, he may find himself with the urge to clench and run. Too bad for him that priests can run faster than a baby. Because he's a baby and babies can't really run.
Sheep need to be herded.<br /><br />---
Good point...maybe it will be more palatable to think of them as crazed beasts just thinning out the herd.
No...that doesn&#039;t make it palatable at all.
Instead of trial balloons Romney sends up smoke rings.
Forty-nine states? Damn, Florida. You&#039;re making us look like Uganda.
We joke, but I am pretty sure that I&#039;ll be watching &quot;Hardball&quot; Monday to see him lose his shit over this latest bit of Romney silliness.
Can you blame him? Who wants to ride around in a car with a couple of homosexuals? He might become gay. After all, isn&#039;t it a fact that if you ride around with a couple of mechanics, you suddenly have urges to fix cars? Or if you ride with doctors, you want to take out kidneys? Of course, if a baby rides with priest, he may find himself with the urge to clench and run. Too bad for him that priests can run faster than a baby. Because he&#039;s a baby and babies can&#039;t really run.
Only six more months of this shit.
Is that your version of &quot;look on the bright side&quot;?
So...is Mitt just running against himself at this point?
Being on all sides of a question means you are never wrong
He can take a page from Newt&#039;s book: <i>&quot;Anyone who quotes what I said on Thursday is lying.&quot;</i>