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I love that their strategy is now to find the approach that reeks the least of desperation. btw - FAIL.

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I just can't stand to go there anymore. The teatards are taking over.

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Close enough for religious work.

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Jesus H. Christ on a bike. How is this supposed to work <i>after</i> Mittens has tacitly admitted the accuracy of the whole thing by his attempted defense? C'mon guys, the steps are (1) deny it, say it's faked, etc; (2) give up and admit it. <b>In that order.</b>

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Hey, very good, and good song choice, Frank Sinatra did it so well, thanks.

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"But I always keep open: the idea of pushing on the Israelis to give something up to get the Palestinians to act is the worst idea in the world. We have done that time and time and time again. It does not work."

Ummm ... pushing the Israelis to give up something is a bad idea, and won't work? Really, Mittens? I think Mitt's only peace plan involves the Palestinians packing up and leaving.

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his new campaign logo is the BSOD

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I know where you go everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way I'm nobody's fool and I know all 'Cos I know what I know

You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

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which came first?

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annnddd i will have that in my head all night.

i hope you're finally happy.

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Mitt, it's time to take the other position on whether you should be President.

You should not be President.

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Well there <i>is</i> the biblical value of π (3): <i> 1 Kings 7:23 And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about. </i> So there's that.

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conservatard math is easy- just pick the answer that you want then fill in any numbers you want, even if they don't add up to the answer you picked. Now 2+2= on the other hand seems to really stump them...

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