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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That's the oly mothafuckin job that matters in the end, in repub-land.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and if you drink all the liquor in Costa Rica, ain't nobody's business but your own.

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All of them, Katie.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That sucks, dude. I had no idea they were that old. Did he work for them when they made good clothes? Their stuff now seems to be gap-light stuff made in Indonesia. Like how Aeropostale was kinda classy when you were in high school, but now makes you gag on sight.

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Sploosh!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT but great bar bet. Bet someone you can do between 2 and 300 situps in less than three minutes. When your <strike>sucker</strike> drinking buddy takes you up on it, get on the floor (make a show of it) and do 3 situps.

Collect your money.

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