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I hate Chuck Todd. Who's with me?

Yes this is craven groveling for upfists..

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This is it! Go!

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Well folks..off to bed i go. Damn, but I hate feeling like this. Scotch is barely taking the edge off... -voting for Barry hoping against hope --it doesn't matter because fascism always wins in the short term and we may be on the verge of the age of Neo-Fascism. Barry is taking the bandage off slowly...Mittens is ripping the fucker right off. Either way the suppurating sore of our future lies beneath. It is selfish for me to want to get to our hell future more slowly?

-Maine gay marriage rights are getting crushed. Fuck.

-I'm drinking and sad. There's melatonin in my future.

I'm going full monty negative right now because I want to wake up, a. happy, b. not surprised.

You know...when it comes right down to it, I'm one negative motherfucker.

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I'm drinking beer eating ice cream and watching The Bob Newhart Show. I'm waiting for yelling outside my window and the trash can fires. And hitting refresh*kiss* on dear wonkette.

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What can I say...I love you guys. Each and every one. Good news: I've got a nice buzz and a Terry Pratchett book to read. I'll be ok.<br /><br /><br />---

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Rafalca is very jittery as the smell of glue wafts into the stables.

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Bob Dole spokesman?

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Or just extend your dick under the door and hope for the best.

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He'll never convince 47% of those reporters to pay up.

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Could they hate him any worse? Remember how they loved WALNUTS?

Me either.

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Brown Bombshells Harvard Hotties Columbia Cuties Penn Sins Cornell Cum Heres Princeton Poontangs Dartmouth Darlings Yale Whiffinpoofs (just because)

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if romney had kept everyone liquored up he'd have had an easier path to the presidency.

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I want the hip flask concession in the hall outside.

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<i>$75 for a chair in the ballroom to $1,020 for permission to use the media filing center. Broadcast news organizations will be paying up to $6,500 for workspace. </i>

There’s a way this could be more pathetic but it’s not coming immediately to mind.

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joe donnelly (IN) up by 6% over medieval mourdock.

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