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Ana Hasert's avatar

I agree with your post. De-shit has no realistic emotions, he is robotic, fake & not presidential.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Please wait for the open thread. I just wasted 2 minutes I'll never get back looking up some TV personality I have absolutely no interest in.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I bet he does act and sound like Donald Duck when he gets push back or gets his schemes thwarted. Unlike the friendly Donald Duck at Disney World, the Donald Duck in cartoons lets loose with a torrent of invective filled rants whenever he screws up. It would've interesting to hear his private response to assistants or buddies when he first heard of this trick by Disney. You wouldn't want a first grader to hear it.

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mr_snarkie's avatar

The Slime

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

This is doubly awesome because like a fascist mouse to cheese, Bootsie will not be able to pass up the opportunity to make Disney's case by demonstrating once and for all, with the most possible clarity, that he objectively, and with malice-a-foreskin, 100% definitely intended, for all purposes practical and otherwise, to suppress with great vigor Disney's freespeeches and all apparent apprentices thereto.I strenuously arrest my case.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

His signature! Even more revealing then the fascist Ugg jackboots!

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anon_the_great's avatar

“...A company has a right to freedom of speech just like an individual does...

Whelp, derz yer problem 'Murica

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

that signature alone makes me laugh.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Bob Smithers's avatar

Rondonald Ducksantis. Has a nice ring to it. And by ring I mean what a maroon!

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Wow, “elegant and witty.” I haven’t seen anything that was “elegant and witty” in the public venue for a very long time. And the editorial board is 100% correct.

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Lancelot Link's avatar

I can see why some might find that an attractive area. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Lancelot Link's avatar

"How many millions has Desantis's administration pissed away in litigation so far?"Those millions are taxpayer dollars transferred to DeSantis' lawyer cronies, so it's fine by him

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daver's avatar

he forgot the first rule of holes

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daver's avatar

they will cut you and you wont even know it

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