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Mark Linimon's avatar

All I want for Christmas is my Trump-Cruz slap-fight.

DemoCat's avatar

In a post-reality world, we are all in danger. Biden didn’t beat Trump in 2020 by 50,000 votes, or some other number that could conceivably be affected by margin of error or even the minuscule examples of voter fraud. He won by more than 7 MILLION votes, a victory so convincing it’s beyond the pale that any rational person would deny it. Not only that, but swing states controlled by Republicans, like Georgia and Arizona, looked HARD at the election for any signs of fraud, and found none. Trump lawyers, including batshit Team Kraken, filed 50+ lawsuits alleging fraud, but without actual evidence. They had theories, dangerous theories that fed the wounded minds of maga people desperate for an alternate reality. Thus, the Big Lie, which is Exhibit A for why misinformation, and the misinformed, are so dangerous. Election officials better start now, shouting from the highest mountains, that 2024 WILL BE SECURE, and any talk of fraud pre-election by Trump or anyone is designed purely to sow doubt. The media has a responsibility too. Those 70% who “believe” 2020 was rigged aren’t going away, but their bullshit must be drowned out by the Truth, everyday.

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I bet Ron DeSantis eats weird.

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

Like, shoveling pudding into his mouth with his fingers? Yeah, that's documented.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Hey, wait a minute!

I'm weird...

marcus816's avatar

Cut from the video:

“And this is how we teabag President Trump… Nom, nom, nom!”

el duderino's avatar

"DeSantis refused to call out Trump as a liar who actively undermined Republican faith in US elections."

Face, meet leopard

Darth Trad's avatar

Look at the diversity!! Oh, the diversity!

TakingAmes's avatar

That full throated endorsement he’ll have to give will indeed by quite humiliating.

Hobbes's avatar

Sorry for the image, but I doubt mushroom dick could fill anyone's throat.

Nemo's avatar

I look forward to the day when Trump loses to himself, like a pathetic Braxton Bragg. It could happen soon when he loses all executive authority in the Trump Organization.

Tessie's avatar

“Ted Cruz didn’t win Iowa, he illegally stole it. [...] Bad!”

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He really IS like a goddamn three year old.

Doug Langley's avatar

Hey, I've known three year olds who were way more mature than Two Scoops.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Did you know that in a poll taken in 2003, about 70% of Republicans thought Iraq was responsible for 9/11? They did!

Republicans just aren't very smart and we should remind them of their stupidity.

SethTriggs's avatar

Yet they took that stupidity and a credulous media, and were allowed to lie to victory against John Kerry - imagine all that we lost because of that.

TalentNotAutotune's avatar

True, but also playing into that was a complete underestimation by the Kerry camp of the effect of the "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth". Most people don't know this but Kerry had a CO who said Kerry ought to be shipped out of Vietnam because he was too eager for battle.

And yet, that was never used to combat the completely spurious allegations of the "Swift Boat" jokers. The Kerry camp thought the whole Swift Boat thing was a non-issue, but it was anything but.

The lesson is that you have to stomp on the throats of your opponents any and all the time. ALL the time. Because that is the game the GOP plays.

Nemo's avatar

This is why the Founders restricted the franchise. They thought that wealth was evidence of sound judgment. That was wrong in 1789 and is horribly wrong today. A far better indicator of sound judgment would have been this: female.

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

The look on the face of the kid on the right be like “how’d I get stuck with this loser?”

BECKY's avatar

Hey Republicans, to your lord and savior DJT, it's unthinkable that he would lose any race in which he's running including the ones with only Republicans. You created this monster, deal with it. If you had gone with even one of the impeachments, you probably wouldn't be in this mess.

Tessie's avatar

“If Trump loses, he will say it’s stolen no matter what,” DeSantis replied (correctly). “He will try to delegitimize the results. He did that against Ted Cruz in 2016.”

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And they were all happy enough with TFG being a bum right up until the second it affected them.

That's the conservative mindset in a nutshell: A problem doesn't exist until it's a problem for ME, ME, ME.

oscarphile's avatar

And sometimes not even then---q.v. the trumpcultists who died gasping for air with COVID denials on their lips

Tessie's avatar

One of the few intelligent things that Dennis Miller said before he turned completely to shit* was, "The herd always has a way of thinning itself out."

*Even before he became a RWNJ, he was always what Spy magazine called "smug, pissy, self-satisfied comic Dennis Miller" -- so no fantastic bargain to begin with, but really did turn completely to shit after 9/11.

Tessie's avatar

"until he’s filmed giving a full-throated endorsement of Trump"

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*tee hee*

meh's avatar

**Gargling noises**

Snarfyguy's avatar

You know you're reading an SER piece when it goes to Marvel Comics in the first paragraph.

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