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-me-'s avatar

here in desantistan, the only laws are whatever the mullah ron says.

Boojum's avatar

The only conceivable basis that this information could be sought in this context is to guard against exercise induced amenorrhea. Even then, just include something on the instructions to the doctor about it; the school doesn’t need to know.

Boojum's avatar

If that was the case, I’d feel better about the question. Amenorrhea can have serious effects, including osteoporosis. This can be serious in people whose bones are developing.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih...

This doesn’t mean that the school needs to know, just that the doctors should be watching out for it.

Rickyphoo's avatar

How much is too much, Florida rethuglican parents?

Alpaca suitcase's avatar

I'm just saying, when you get a dump of calendar data from Google, it's not going to be easy to tease out cycle data, whereas these apps serve it up cleanly.

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

He would have known his best course of action would have been to stand back and let Mom handle it, LOL.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Second of all, what kind of Handmaid's Tale menstruation tracking bullshit is this? You're signing your kid up for volleyball, not to be a brood mareTurning them into brood mares is the eventual goal, of course.

Maybe's avatar

I don't disagree, but I think they believe women are broodmares right now, not in the future. They just want to document it.

Maybe's avatar

Especially since my parents are fundamentalists.

Maybe's avatar

DeSantis lives in a large and sinking bubble called "Florida." He has no idea what the rest of the country thinks, nor does he care.

Pygmy Twilight's avatar

He looks like he's actually in pain with that "smile."

Fred Farkleshine's avatar

Make those that masturbate send the results to DeSantis' office, in Tallahassee!

Fred Farkleshine's avatar

Do the following, click on this link - https://fhsaa.com/staff.aspxWhen this link opens, scroll down on the left side of the page to "Eligibility and Compliance" members. Then start asking a bunch of questions and letting them known that if they don't answer your questions that FOIA's will be following!

Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Just respond "Only twice today, both during English class. We're reading 'Lady Chatterly's Lover.'"