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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"He can’t just eat pudding with a spoon, he’s gotta dip the whole hand in."

Oooh, I wanna play! He can't just kidnap immigrants in his own state, he's gotta import them from Texas. He can't just tell ex-felons not to vote, he's gotta send the midnight swat team. He can't just wear boots, he's gotta wear kinky white platform boots. He can't just smile...hm, actually he just can't smile.

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satch's avatar

Bahamas, Hamas... who can tell the difference?

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