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kbblaldwin's avatar

Give the man a break - it was only two or three fingers in the pudding.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

What if it’s Georgia firing missiles at Florida?

Awk-ward.

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letinstar's avatar

Bootsy says all sorts of shit when his heels pinch his feet.

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Vic's avatar

There is something seriously wrong with that guy.

(He's a fine Republican, naturally.)

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Stand a Little Taller: The Ron DeSantis Story- "And as he made the casual reference to the violent deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people at the hands of the largely imaginary Florida war machine, the machismo surged through his veins and he was quite sure he stood a little taller at that podium; I mean even a little taller than the little taller he normally stands at podiums thanks to the pretty obvious lifts he wears in his oversized boots so he will stand a little taller at podiums."

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Yeah, ya know, and, like, he really has a, like, very good, like command of the art of like, oratory.

Fuckin' asshole watched "terrorist" SUSPECTS being tortured. With a smile. DeSantis is a threat to humanity. Perfect, iow, for the Party he represents.

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Babs_MD's avatar

I think Ron also terribly underestimates Americans' affection for the Bahamas. That was a really bad example for him to use. I mean, I realize that most Bahamians have rather darker skin pigmentation than Ron, but they are universally considered to be very kind and friendly and have very very beautiful islands and beaches.

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marcus816's avatar

“Something is not right with this man.“

“Truer words” etc. to the nth degree.

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Crankyman's avatar

Of course this is good news for John McCain.

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Revenant's avatar

The human simulation software for the DeSantis 2023 model is buggy, and is causing unforeseen performance issues in the hardware. It is not so much that any attempt at displaying any emotion comes off as stiff and unconvincing, it is that the modulation circuit governing the "show displeasure" subroutine regularly overheats and fails to modulate within the "normal human" range. While some earth creatures are pleased to see their own malfunctions mirrored, an obvious majority find it disturbing and offputting. Recommend a recall and an update.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

"Returning fire"? Yeah, they've been returning fire for all those decades, firing rockets over the border every night. We haven't bitched about that.

Tying children to their parents and then setting them all on fire is not "returning fire." Leaving this comment and the next one up so people can see why you were banned.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

When you are confused about something, it is often best not to say anything.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Great way to stay confused.

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mzf's avatar

Boy, talk about ferocious and unrepentant Judenhasse.

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willi0000000's avatar

excellent character analysis there, Robyn.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

the Bahamas.

fucking degenerate bully, that one.

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lmurr's avatar

Ron has to constantly try to prove, mostly to himself, that his penis is really big and gets really hard and that he is a big manly man.

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Babs_MD's avatar

I do not appreciate that mental image. Shame on you!

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DaveB's avatar

Who's worse - DeathSentence or the pols who endorse him? (I wonder what the going rate for an endorsement is these days).

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Willow's avatar

The “pro-life” party is at it again, I see. Who cares about babies and children if the politicians in their country decided to level Ron’s favorite golf course, am I right?

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

It's so weird how they can instantly switch from "abortion is killing babies" (it is not), to condoning killing babies and children.

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Homero's avatar

"It is better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly"(or sumping like that --I'm too lazy to quote any translation accurately.)

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