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Yes, DeathSatan should totally boast about he’s always extending his middle finger to any force that would try to restrain his authoritarian power lust or make him do the least decent thing. Go fuck a rusty harpoon you evil piece of shit.

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The entire rationale was that he was a more competent version of Trump. So now there's no rationale. This campaign is going nowhere

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I might have to donate some munnie's to OHJB, just for that

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Reminds me of an “Ashley Madison” chat room when everyone in there realizes it’s all just a bunch of dudes.

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He seems more competent at fascisting. Trump wants the fawning as well as the power.

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This will be the "squash you like a bug" primary; one for the ages.

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Is that the “Have an Affair” site? Nothing says sexy like a bunch of unhappy men chasing a few unfortunate women around a website encouraging infidelity. Because nothing spells happiness like deception, meaningless hookups and divorce. And who says Disney is the happiest place on Earth?

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Trump was a mostly useful tool for the GOP, but Trump never cared about policy. He insisted his 11:00a.m. morning briefing be limited to 1 page, with pictures, bullet points and scratch ‘n sniff stickers. And, Trump still had some checks in place with Congress and the courts, who rejected his evil travel ban. Ronald Meatballs is surrounded by federalist weirdos who are pushing these cruel policies in front of him. He’s a petty, insecure man, like Trump, but when he speaks you can hear how small he feels. He lacks the sociopathic rage of Trump. And he only knows one thing, that all of America’s problems are due to “woke.” He’s toast before the primary even arrives, and if Trump dies before then, Ron still might lose.

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