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larry gassan's avatar

Ronda’s kids are vaccinated. So they would move up 95,000 places in any line.

The Scam Doctor's avatar

Does Ron even know how many vaccines a child receives? Here's the real number:

https://thescamdoctor.substack.com/p/no-child-has-ever-received-72-vaccines?r=6hgshq

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

House Speaker Daniel Perez doesn't want half the children to have chicken pox again?

Has he never been to a chicken pox party?

Party pooper.

Wayne G-A's avatar

Re Ronnie Dementia sociopath or out of his god damned mind. Both things can be true.

Zyxomma's avatar

Any parent who doesn't let their kid get MMR is, IMHO, guilty of child abuse. You all know by now that at the age of six, your friend Zyxomma came very close to death by measles, and within the year had chickenpox, rubella, and mumps. And speaking of vaccines, I made the appointment for my Covid booster after work Wednesday.

boo radley's avatar

Never mind me, I'm just over here giggling at the thought of paramedics administering vaccines. They keep em right next to the Narcan!

Fuck you, Rick DeSantis.

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Gavin Newsom to Texas and Florida;

"A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!"

/Mercutio

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

"FOMO" in this context meaning "Fear of Measles Overall"?

Bupkus231's avatar

Fucking DeSantis is determined to leave another kind of mark on the face of Florida - he has created a new re-districting bill to further gerrymander the state - resulting in a loss of four more Democratic-leaning districts, to turn the Florida Congressional delegation even redder ( 24 R to 4 D ). There isn't a single Democratic leaning district in the Tampa Bay are for example.

He's passing his new map on to his pet Florida legislators, who are almost certainly going to pass it in overwhelming numbers ( both houses have Republican super-majorities ).

Link: https://abcnews.com/Politics/florida-gov-desantis-unveils-proposed-congressional-map-gop/story?id=132418433

There's a graphic in this story, displaying just how lopsided DeSantis's map is. There's a single Democratic district in and around Orlando, and 3 smaller ones in South Florida.

And just like every other MAGA, DeSantis justifying this re-districting by claiming that Florida got "short-changed" in the 2020 Census. What's the matter asshole? Can't you justify your bullshit without piling on more bullshit?

The fact remains that the Florida Constitution forbids partisan gerrymandering, but face it - when do any MAGAts care a hoot about a Constitution ( national or state ).

You know what's even more disgusting about this? The current district maps were created after the one DeSantis "approved" following the 2020 Census, but was shot down by the state courts. I guess he just doesn't know when to quit.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

The GOP motto is "If at first you don't succeed, keep fucking that chicken". Or something.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Despite all of the self-righteous, far-Reich rhetoric it appears that the majority of Flo'duh parents want to protect their children from unnecessary illness, the associated suffering and potential permanent scaring or injury.

I still remember how sick I became secondary to contracting the chicken pox when I was in the third grade, and the nasty, pock-mark scars are permanent. For the life of me I cannot imagine wanting to deliberately expose children to anything THAT fucking miserable.

larry gassan's avatar

Ditto polio vaccines. When I was 8 [i’m 70 now] one of my playmates was a boy who wore steel leg braces TYVM to polio. He was weary then. I was all on board w polio vaccines.

Demodocus's avatar

Don't forget permanent disability is also a possibility, and a likelier one than death. Sure, coming through fine is the likeliest by far for most illnesses, but you never fucking know. I'm hearing impaired from the scarlet fever I developed as a 4yo. Mr Demi is blind from congenital rubella, aka german measles, aka a fucking vaccine preventable disease. (MIL's no antivaxxer, so don't blame her. She was just unlucky)

el duderino's avatar

Putz-in-Boots can fuck right off

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Another point is that all of those elderly people (born prior to about 1955-60) who live in Florida DO remember the devastation of vaccine-preventable diseases. Almost anyone who grew up in the 1950s and early 60s lived through most of those childhood diseases along with siblings, cousins, school friends. Polio vaccine began mass distribution in 1955 or 56. Kids were lined up in school to be vaccinated and entertained with pictures of children in iron lungs. And most of the elderly also remember children getting very sick, and occasionally dying. Regardless of whether they are GOP, Dem, or Ind the vast majority of the elderly are very pro-vaccine.

verne's avatar

boxwine's statement: '' “But my job is to make a decision as a prosecutor about what is worth looking into.” She continues, “I have 32 years in this business; I’m not some fly-by-night dilettante who decided that she’s going to be a prosecutor because she’s good-looking or because she speaks well.” clearly the effects of aging, gravity, rage speak and over consumption might beg to differ, she's lost 1/2 her cases this year...

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

I read that as shade in the direction of Habba and Bondi and that ilk.

larry gassan's avatar

Lindsay Halligan would like a Voir Dire here

Bitter Scribe's avatar

DeSantis's "campaign" against Trump was one of the wimpiest, most pathetic piles of nothing I've ever seen in politics. The whole time, he was terrified to even have Trump's name in his mouth, much less criticize him in any way whatsoever. No one on Earth, DeSantis himself included, seemed to have any idea why DeSantis was running against Trump or how he proposed to be different from Trump in any meaningful way. Who ever told this guy he would ever win even one state?

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Where's LaDopa in all this? He's a rabid antivaxxer. You'd think the Surgeon General's voice would carry a bit of weight here.

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Could we please inject him with bleach and then shove a flashlight up his ass? Just to be safe.

verne's avatar

isn't that lindsay's jerb?

tek's avatar

he might enjoy that second part.

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Not if we wrap it in barbed wire first

Lord John Whorfin's avatar

Barbed wire, not Barb Wire! 🤣

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Hey. You leave Canadian Treasure(tm) Pamela Anderson out of this!