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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Have fun with the reaping of what you have sown, Republicans!"

I would be having a lot more fun with this if I did not know that the rest of us have to reap it, too.

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agony's avatar

I've got an OT question. I can see the little bell that shows me that my comment has a reply, and can see the first sentence of it. But when I click on it, it just takes me to that thread. Is there a way to get taken to the actual comment? Or do I have to scroll through the entire thread to see what they said?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

This does present a conundrum for Republican voters. They'll have to decide which is the greater accomplishment, changing the course of a hurricane with prayer or with a Sharpie.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I usually go for the mechanical explanation, but in this case I am not sure which that is.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

yeah but the sharpie drew a mighty dick!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Sharpie envy. Freud knew.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

For this upcoming hurricane season, does Meatball have to go back to Israel to pray again or can god hear his prayers from Iowa or wherever his is right now that isn’t Florida?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

if he goes to Israel can we cancel his passport while he's there?

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Idiot Lite's avatar

JD Vance really, really wants to be president.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Here's a scenario. Trump's convicted and jailed. The MAGAts fail to rally around DeSantis or any of the other Republicans running, for the simple reason they're not Trump. The MAGAts and Qanons organize a massive write-in campaign and choose RFK, Jr. as the Republican presidential nominee.

JD can be his VP.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Why not skip ahead to the part where my dick falls off, why dontcha?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

So does Tiny D. Neither seems likely at this point.

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Mike's avatar

Rancid DeSantis lame stories are not blazing campaign trails. When he starts to begin his new stories with "Sir" and "strong men with tears in their eyes" you know his campaign has begun its Bataan Death March

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

MOAR JAPZ PLZ

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

DeSantis and all the rest of them don't care. They are waiting for trump to implode. Their expectation is that the Democrats are going to take care of their problem for them, one way or another. Those of them with enough power and contacts are pushing hard for that in the background. "Who will rid me of this meddlesome priest?"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Bunt him like Beckett"

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Well it's worked for them so far.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

What happens if the base mimics the 1970's Democrats? No presidential candidate was ever good enough, because they weren't JFK.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

then the Dems win!

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And the GQP subsequently gets their own Jimmy Carter, who will go on in his post-presidency to burn down low-income housing.

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Ray Bluth's avatar

tRump has one good thing going for him, maybe two. De Santis can't shut up about abortion. Women are largely for abortion. tRump isn't talking about abortion. His thing is aliens and the "deep state". DeSantis wasn't going to win anyway, but the abortion thing is killing his chances.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Talking about abortion should help Meatball in a republican primary, especially among evangelicals. But none of them have a topper for Trump’s message of “I appointed the justices that overturned Roe.”

The theocrats will always move him for that, no matter what else he does.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"The theocrats will always move him for that..."

Me too, but in my case it's peristalsis.

(PS, I know, typo, but allow me my fun ;-) )

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Aileen's avatar

What an <i>interesting</i> election this is going to be. The more charges Trump racks up, the more popular he becomes with his base. So, it seems very unlikely he's going to go down in the polls before the primaries, because what is he going to do differently? Repent his life of crime?

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P. Von Fildo's avatar

Oh, I don’t know. Maybe if he tried fucking a ghost like that lady did. Just a thought. It might help his personality too. The occultists would adore that proper fucking. I’m here to help.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I bet it would provide him with more satisfaction than he is getting from his lady* these days.

*I should specify: "from his wife, Melania."

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Even if it was a ghost, it would still cost him $130K. And ghosts, they've seen some shit.

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goCatgo's avatar

I call DIBS on his white boots!

Uh...not for me.

And don't judge.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

too late

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Anotherangle01's avatar

I'll start by calling him Wrong DeathSantis.

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Hey, Wrong DeathSantis, your high rollin' donors don't like the idea of being told by government appointed political officers to either remake Song of the South or the Florida Government will sieze Epcot. Or State Farm must 100% reimburse every home in Florida destroyed by a hurricane under their policies or else, Wrong Death Santis will become the new CEO of State Farm. Just sayin'....

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Bourgeois Middleman's avatar

This might be an unpopular opinion but I roll my eyes when I hear something like Obummer or Killary, and let's be frank, "Ron Desanctimonius,." I urge all of us on the liberal left to be funnier than the Republicans.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

It's my unpopular opinion, too. Probably because I'm not particularly clever at coming up with punny insulting aliases.

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Staramour's avatar

Has anyone started calling him wRONg DeSantis yet? Can we get that to happen? I'll support your Fetch if you give me Wrong DeSantis, pinky swear!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I really wanted to get "That Asshole From Florida" going, but you can imagine how well that went.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

too many to choose from - you'd have to number them, and then people would argue about who the number one asshole is and it will just get messy - plus maintaining the list will be a full time job

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Pilgrim's avatar

Meanwhile how's that Disney thing been going lately?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Considering the distance, and the fact that the Earth is a spinning, moving target, I think God's doing a creditable job of aiming these things at Florida.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good to know he's half-way capable of "thoughts and prayers."

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JustDontSayDittos's avatar

The thoughts part is a little lacking...

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