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Can we at least give Senator Ron a participation ribbon?

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She's on the cover of September issue of Vanity Fair.

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oh now you're gettin' dirteEeEeeEeeEeeE.

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Dollars over lives everytime, Sir!

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I would prefer someone who liked pastrami. I love reubens.

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Don't put 'hard on' and 'Jared' in the same vicinity

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Nah, he'll retire and go back to running the company his father-in-law gave him for a wedding present. With his not being at the helm for twelve years, it will probably be quite successful.

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The word of the day - for the next 40 days - should be "awkward." It was "awkward" that 200,000 people died during Trump's fourth year of golf trips. It was "awkward" that Mitch McConnell and the Republican Senators had to expose themselves as hypocrites right before the election. It was 'awkward" that the Western states had the worst wildfire season in history.

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Joe Biden and Hunter Biden are the same people! The Biden's perfected time travel and figured out a way to have two different versions together without the universe exploding.

Wait, this isn't the QAnon website? Sorry, I'll show myself out ...

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Rojo and the Grassman had to be careful with their "book report". The next AG may not be so fond of people using Russian propaganda to interfere with elections. Could get awkward.

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Johnson?

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I wonder if halfway through his investigation, Johnson suddenly realized, "Holy shit, those libs were right, them boys with the funny accents are lying to me! Me! A U-S senator!" and got his admin on the horn right pronto to see if they could bury this turd report somewhere.

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Terry Pratchett would totally agree that Ron Johnson is a Johnson.

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Rich white girls can't always be slumming it, you know.

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Republican have forever lost the privilege of calling liberals unpatriotic. Beginning with McConnell and his bullshit in 2016, to all the enablers during impeachment and those who ignore dire warnings from intelligence about Russian meddling now, they are the worst kind of traitors. And anyone supporting them needs to get right with that.

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