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His penis nickname is Ron’s Johnson. His penis’s nickname for him is Johnson’s Ron. Everybody else just calls him “dumb motherfucker”.

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I was blessed to see Russia Ron read this tweet live and I will always be grateful to CSpan. The level of frozen face that Jack displayed when hearing the sad fake Buttons story was impressive.

I am still laughing and might never stop.

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We must never forget what noted dog strangler (and chicken choker) Ron Johnson did to poor Buttons ☹️

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His wife probably refers to it as "that little thing".

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God the stupid burns. In OT UK fun, Corbyn got binned by his own party for not fighting anti semitism well enough who then denied it was that big a deal.Seriously guy, fuck off so Boris Johnson doesn't become the longest serving PM due to your bungling

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In a twist she keeps it in a cage and only lets it out for cleaning

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She probably refers to him and his penis as “that little thing”.

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You know what's funny? The report that got Corbyn suspended actually stated that the antisemitism issues were being created by a small number of RW Labour Party members who were deliberately attempting to undermine Corbyn's attempts to deal with antisemitism within the party. That same report states that things improved under the person Corbyn appointed to lead the antisemitism task force (she has been removed now Starmer is the leader).

Starmer however has decided that rather than punishing the ones responsible for the mess (some of them have actually been rewarded with positions in his shadow cabinet) he is going to place all the blame on Corbyn. This is political victim blaming, nothing more. It is also likely to split the Labour Party as there are MPs who are likely to leave if Corbyn is permanently expelled and the more Socialist leaning members of the Labour Party are likely to leave in droves (many already have).

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He looks like a bipedal fish from “Sponge Bob”

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Or “Get That Thing Away From Me”

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