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Or like the UK during the Thatcher era, when life was British, nasty and short.

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Or else the renter could just secede her or his apartment from the building.

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They're all a bunch of Aynuses.

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" If this be patriotism, make the most of it." --- Patrick Henry's dad

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And when they leave we have to be all like "Keep in touch! We're going to miss you so much!"

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<i>"The America we thought we knew, ladies and gentlemen, is a mirage. It’s a memory. It’s a foreign country."</i>

These people obviously don't have the slightest idea what America and its Constitution and democracy actually are. It's kinda sad.

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Stupid reporters, acting as if asking questions and writing down answers then telling people is their job.

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You are entering the sovereign territory of me. Please have your passport handy and try not to breathe my air.

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Someone hold a seance and ask Jefferson Davis how secession worked out for him, 'kay?

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That'll go flawlessly, until Petoria tries to annex Joe's pool...

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Well, if first you don't secede, try, try again

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