The Wonkette team made it through two of CPAC's three days before a combination of disgust and alcohol poisoning finally sent us running, so we're a little late tonight with the thrilling news (?) that Doctor Ron Paul won the wingnut straw poll! Ron Paul is going to be president again!
Someone clear this up for me...is the red box/lettering in the Ron Paul logo because he wants us to LOVE him (loving a government official is a weird proposition for a libertarian) or because his ideas are "EVOL"? Maybe he wants the country to embrace EVOLution (Social Darwinism)?
4) a plotz of conservative activists 5) a smarm of conservative activists 6) a sputter of conservative activists 7) a mubarak of conservative activists
Also, the headline for the collection of CPAC "news" on CNN is "Obama the butt of jokes at CPAC". Do you know the title of a president who is the butt of jokes at CPAC? President.
Herman Cain might be a more impressive candidate if Godfather's Pizza didn't TASTE LIKE OLIVE-OIL FLAVORED RUBBER. That shit's just nasty.
Hey...just because it is completely unscientific, has no predictive value, and only represents the opinion of the people attending the annual conference on that given day who are in no way a representative sample of either primary voters or the general public....wait, what?
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I wonder how many votes actual "straw" would get.
Christine O'Donnell swears by it. Brooms don't build themselves, you know.
Someone clear this up for me...is the red box/lettering in the Ron Paul logo because he wants us to LOVE him (loving a government official is a weird proposition for a libertarian) or because his ideas are "EVOL"? Maybe he wants the country to embrace EVOLution (Social Darwinism)?
I understand Others was the top choice of Jean-Paul Sartre.
4) a plotz of conservative activists 5) a smarm of conservative activists 6) a sputter of conservative activists 7) a mubarak of conservative activists
I would say that the votes for Palin and Bachmann do prove one thing: at least 7% of CPAC voters are frankly psychotic. Data is data, people.
a straitjacket of conservative activists a bolus of conservative activists
Also, the headline for the collection of CPAC "news" on CNN is "Obama the butt of jokes at CPAC". Do you know the title of a president who is the butt of jokes at CPAC? President.
8) a pawlentitude of conservative activists 9) a bulge of conservative inactivists
Herman Cain might be a more impressive candidate if Godfather's Pizza didn't TASTE LIKE OLIVE-OIL FLAVORED RUBBER. That shit's just nasty.
Hey...just because it is completely unscientific, has no predictive value, and only represents the opinion of the people attending the annual conference on that given day who are in no way a representative sample of either primary voters or the general public....wait, what?