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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

We need to establish a control set. We should put a few of them in cans of feces, some in cans of feces-analog, and others in toilets. We believe in the scientific method, after all.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

A 50 gallon drum is not <i>a can</i>, so, loophole?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

"No but I've got Ron Paul in a can."

"Oh... Jesus... Well, look, you better never let that fucker out, or I'll start crank calling you for real. You understand me?"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ron Paul: Fine Art Version <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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Bezoar's avatar

"Ron Paul's body lies a-mouldrin' in the grave..."

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, it twas the Moonie Times that fired him.

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bobbert's avatar

I know you're a dreamer ....

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

<a href="http://i.imgur.com/OawTO.jpg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i.imgur.com/OawTO.jpg">http://i.imgur.com/OawTO.jp...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I only wish it were painful for them, maybe they'd grow the fuck up

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Oh, you know: carpetbaggers, scalawags, jackboot thugs, lobbyists, the DEA, the FBI, the EPA, the TVA, all the other federal bureaucrats (excepting the Census bureau, because strict constructionists and something to do with Baby Jesus and Bethlehem) . ..

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

says the motherfucker that supported DOMA and wants to overturn Roe V Wade.

Tell me again about government tyranny, asshole

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PsycWench's avatar

I await the fanfiction. Actually, I don't but it's coming anyway. But it's hard to have a Mary Sue more perfect than Dagney Taggart.

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe there will be no writing at all there, just copy and paste the same thing over and over again. Like that's not already happening.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sir George libul!11!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it takes a special kind of stupid to believe a fledgling government would deliberately include a provision in its constitution that would legalize armed insurrection against it.

here's a clue for you brain dead Paultards: the second amendment gives the GOVERNMENT, in the absence of a standing army, the ability to call forth a militia to put down any or all insurrection. See: The Whiskey Rebellion

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Brian Epstein lib... er, umm, who am I kidding?

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