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Well, in fairness, remembering 5 words is pretty impressive. I mean his use vocabulary is less than that!

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Not even for 130,000 dollars.

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We all know how this debate is going to be spun. Any mistake or verbal tick Biden makes is going to be seized upon as proof of dementia, while so long as Trump manages to not shit himself on camera, he'll be hailed as presidential.

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I'll say it again: If Biff brings up doping tonight, Biden should just produce two specimen cups and say, "I'm when you are."

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And his pants in some amusing fashion.

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He should have lost his license when it was revealed he was handing out uppers like they were in Pez dispensers.

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Trump engages in more projection than a multiplex.

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Adderal will do zero, zip, zilch for dementia cognition. If it did, lots of elderly people would be on it. They aren't.

I wish they'd make up their darn minds. Is he demented, or is he performance-enhancing?

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who would listen to what rudy 9/11 giuliani says anyway, he's 76 years old so obviously he's got dementia. and if there really is a drug that can make senile people sound with it, can we please give it to trump before he goes out to the podium and tells people to drink bleach

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That's alright. I do appreciate the fact that I was lucky to have landed in an industry that is nearly as essential as they come; that fact is not lost on me, especially since I know others have not been so lucky during the Trump Viruspalooza of 2020.

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My dad is an MD, and in my youth, there was a urologist a few doors down from his office. On his cards: "If you can't tinkle, call Dr. Winkle!"

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Sen. Loeffler (R-Botox) say what?

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Couldn't they just wring out a diaper?

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Yeah, he should. No ethical Physician would ever diagnose ANYONE from just being around them, and then go public with it. Even if you thought it, an ethical doctor would not opine on it in public. Jackson is a sleaze ball.

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The above outdoor adventure scenario with Biden and Dump sound fun.

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