This vegan line of attack is just another example of how weird and xenophobic they are.
Up till a few months ago, I was a lifelong (more than 60 years) omnivore. I could make you the crispiest bacon or the most succulent beef roast you've ever had. For health reasons, and with the encouragement of a doctor, my better half and I chose to adopt a vegan diet. It really doesn't matter to me what you eat, not should it matter to you what I eat. But some people want to make diet a test of character. It screams insecurity. Anyway.
Now, it has helped that Mrs. Dave and I both my know our way around a kitchen and enjoy cooking and creating with food. And we have not missed a thing. We have learned to substitute vegan options to fit our favorite taste profiles, and we just feel better these days. The food is tasty, filling, more healthful and satisfying. And as a bonus, we spend less on food!
They want to make an issue of what and how people choose to eat. That's their attack. I honestly don't know what to say other than they are quite pathetic.
I have somehow gotten on the mailing list for his FTFNYT l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶p̶ ̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ newsletter, and usually get less than a paragraph in before exlaiming "Oh Fuck You Ross!" and deleting the email like a soiled kleenex.
"The only little problem is you gotta play 'em that new wave music. Now, if you play it for 'em, they'll fuck you all day for a nominal fee, okay? Fool!"
Mr Douthat does opinions, not reporting, never has reported, never will. His rolodex has the numbers of fellow reporters. Whereas David Brooks and George will at least put up a pretense of reporting, (they will talk to fellow reporters and steal their stories, with a quote from the 500 Great Whiteman Books appended, just to sound erudite and make us all suffer (If George had to read O Pioneers, he is going to make money from it, by God!)), Ross just logs about his personal life, under the mistaken idea that we will find the autobiography of a 50 year old Harvard educated scion of privilege to whom the most interesting thing that has happened in his life is turning 50 (thanks, Clifton Fadiman, for that bon mot). Mr Douthat would never ship out and spend two years before the mast, because that would be icky. His account of a romantic interlude with a chubby Reese Witherspoon in pink pajamas sounded pretty hot (sex with pudgy girls is good sex, Ross, and you aren’t Arnold Schwartzenegger yourself), but Ross had to go and ruin it by being a total jerk. SHE WANTED SEX, YOU IDJIT!! WITH YOU!!! YOU GOT LUCKY, AND YOU ARE TURNING UP YOUR NOSE???? YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, AND YOU DON’T DESERVE TO GET LAID IN A NEW ORLEANS CATHOUSE!!!
Sorry. For all of us guys who went home drunk and horny and alone from the bar on Saturday night, and who danced with “married women” who “just wanted to dance” and who took them out to the all-night diner for breakfast afterwards, and drove them home, and never tried anything, I felt like I had to get that in there.
And Ross gets to “report” on 60 Minutes? Out of all the RWNJ in love with their own minds that I can think of, Ross is the worse. At least Rod Dreher is fascinating in the way the wreck of the Old 97 is fascinating. Jonah Goldberg talks about his wife and his dog. But Ross? He is as exciting as a Donald Trump speech.
CHUNKIER REESE WITHERSPOON: Remember, first I mate, THEN I kill!
This vegan line of attack is just another example of how weird and xenophobic they are.
Up till a few months ago, I was a lifelong (more than 60 years) omnivore. I could make you the crispiest bacon or the most succulent beef roast you've ever had. For health reasons, and with the encouragement of a doctor, my better half and I chose to adopt a vegan diet. It really doesn't matter to me what you eat, not should it matter to you what I eat. But some people want to make diet a test of character. It screams insecurity. Anyway.
Now, it has helped that Mrs. Dave and I both my know our way around a kitchen and enjoy cooking and creating with food. And we have not missed a thing. We have learned to substitute vegan options to fit our favorite taste profiles, and we just feel better these days. The food is tasty, filling, more healthful and satisfying. And as a bonus, we spend less on food!
They want to make an issue of what and how people choose to eat. That's their attack. I honestly don't know what to say other than they are quite pathetic.
I'm stealing "Doing Nakeds."I don't know what I'm going to do with it, but it's mine now.
The horror.
The horror.
Just eew.
He looks like what would happen if JD Vance was dry clean only but you put him in the washer anyway.
It's true! EVERONE wants to fuck him!
I have somehow gotten on the mailing list for his FTFNYT l̶i̶t̶e̶r̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶p̶ ̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ newsletter, and usually get less than a paragraph in before exlaiming "Oh Fuck You Ross!" and deleting the email like a soiled kleenex.
Ads on homeless tents: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vgb9CGbo6XI
And, we're done here, folks
We're gonna need moar woodchippers.
Eww.
"The only little problem is you gotta play 'em that new wave music. Now, if you play it for 'em, they'll fuck you all day for a nominal fee, okay? Fool!"
- Jamal, NEW WAVE HOOKERS
That face is going to do wonders for their ratings.
Mr Douthat does opinions, not reporting, never has reported, never will. His rolodex has the numbers of fellow reporters. Whereas David Brooks and George will at least put up a pretense of reporting, (they will talk to fellow reporters and steal their stories, with a quote from the 500 Great Whiteman Books appended, just to sound erudite and make us all suffer (If George had to read O Pioneers, he is going to make money from it, by God!)), Ross just logs about his personal life, under the mistaken idea that we will find the autobiography of a 50 year old Harvard educated scion of privilege to whom the most interesting thing that has happened in his life is turning 50 (thanks, Clifton Fadiman, for that bon mot). Mr Douthat would never ship out and spend two years before the mast, because that would be icky. His account of a romantic interlude with a chubby Reese Witherspoon in pink pajamas sounded pretty hot (sex with pudgy girls is good sex, Ross, and you aren’t Arnold Schwartzenegger yourself), but Ross had to go and ruin it by being a total jerk. SHE WANTED SEX, YOU IDJIT!! WITH YOU!!! YOU GOT LUCKY, AND YOU ARE TURNING UP YOUR NOSE???? YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, AND YOU DON’T DESERVE TO GET LAID IN A NEW ORLEANS CATHOUSE!!!
Sorry. For all of us guys who went home drunk and horny and alone from the bar on Saturday night, and who danced with “married women” who “just wanted to dance” and who took them out to the all-night diner for breakfast afterwards, and drove them home, and never tried anything, I felt like I had to get that in there.
And Ross gets to “report” on 60 Minutes? Out of all the RWNJ in love with their own minds that I can think of, Ross is the worse. At least Rod Dreher is fascinating in the way the wreck of the Old 97 is fascinating. Jonah Goldberg talks about his wife and his dog. But Ross? He is as exciting as a Donald Trump speech.
That he turned her down because he couldn't get the slut pregger to punish her is the real ick.
Is there some sort of esoteric perv test one has to pass to be a 'conservative pundit' in good standing?
Didn't you know that Every Sperm is Sacred? There's a movie about it and everything.
"sex with pudgy girls is good sex." You are wise, master Po.
More cushion for the pushin.
They should not be allowed to lie like this. I HATE our constitution for allowing lies under the 1A.
OMFG. "Injection injured from the MRNA shot!!!!! They are committing suicide!!!"
Bullshit. Bullfuckingshit.
[exasperated eye roll/litany of whispered profanity]
Ahem, ahem. I would like to request a new story without a picture of Ross Douchehat.
Thank you for your consideration to the matter.
FK
Indeed. Consider another pic of Noodle.
Now it's just married catholic sex, presumably still with vodka. I am sure that's hot too.
Mrs Douthat has to rely on hot baths and her vibrator. I bet Ross doesn’t even know the clitoris exists.
Looks for the man in das Boot in her shoe.
Ain't no sex when she's gone, and she's always gone too long every time she dies.