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Rebecca Schoenkopf

5 hrs ago

Afternoon post roundup!

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Thank you, my Queen- can we give a special shout out to Terse Nurse who was assaulted by a Yut…?

What?!?!

Yes-ask him. Had teeth chipped when a kid blindside punched him out of the blue.

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