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I was thinking a Surform might be more useful. Certainly more satisfying.

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Can it hurry, do you think?

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Ah, I see you were chatting with one of the intellectuals there.

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The rest of us are trying to hold it back. Could use a li'l help from inside, though.

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eewwwww, barfhttp://feline-nutrition.org...

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He had to cut me short he was late for his mensa meeting.

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Moore needs to commune with the spirit of LBJ about what it meant when he lost Walter Cronkite.

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Let's just say it would be wise to treat any potted plants in the vicinity of Breitbart headquarters with extreme suspicion.

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Funny!

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Sadly, I concur. All this does is make his margin of victory 10 points instead of 20. Then the Senate will find a way to kick him out and the Repub Gov will put another place holder in (probably Strange).

No way in fucking hell that AL elects a Dem to that seat.

I pray to Crom that I am wrong.

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Baby steps

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Also "Giggly Jizz Yelping." You are so warped, Evan, but so funny.

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good point.

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Bannon has Moore blowback all over his dirty face.

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Could Alabama actually elect a Democratic senator? Is that even legal? If it happens, is that the proof that hell has frozen over?

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