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Eo Raptor's avatar

I am aware of a case in New Hampshire where someone tried to sue Satan and his staff. After cogent arguments by a respected local lawyer, the court determined that it could not obtain jurisdiction over Satan and dismissed the case. I imagine the court in Alabama would find similar difficulties in obtaining jurisdiction over God.

Schmice's avatar

I can hardly wait for Discovery.

TrumpKuntzRdumbfks's avatar

The look on Roys face was priceless when that Pedo-Meter went off on him...lol...To sue I think you have to prove its a lie..good luck with that Roy.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

The First Amendment Guarantees Freedom from Consequences Speech for Republicans. At least that's what they keep saying...

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Getting into - or at least trying to - a teenage girl’s pants by using your position as an assistant DA in your thirties, OTOH, is nothing to be ashamed about, or for.

nightmoth's avatar

What turned out to be Burt's final movie came out last year. It's called The Last Movie Star and it was done by a young indy film director who was a big fan. It's semi-biographical. I highly recommend it to Burt Reynolds fans here---and to anybody who likes good movies. You'll need a hankie at the end, though. Heck, since he's left us, you'll now need two or three hankies to get through it.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh, I've been there. I thought, if you just explain with facts and links, they will stop embarrassing themselves spouting nonsense. Instead, they just spout it to the next person.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

So, some farm hand, thinks calling someone overweight is a way to win an argument?That is not a persuasive point at all. He failed at "argument clinic" and he should have been in the abuse section instead.https://vimeo.com/25921512

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I wanted say they carried Uzi's but I didn't know if that was accurate. My friend (who has gone from being a commune dweller in the 60's, to some pro-Israel church, thus the trip.) was a bit put off, by the display.I was picturing Roy Moore trying to cruise the mall, there.

John Thorstensen's avatar

What?? Where's my Land Rover?? AND WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE WITH LORI??

John Thorstensen's avatar

God. Henny Youngman must have been sued ALL THE TIME.

John Robinson's avatar

You know, if you shake his hand, you've been given a (wait for it) .. Thai clasp. Thai clasp. You know, the things you use to keep your tie in place? "Tie clasp"? See, Thai clasp! *sigh* Never mind. I'll just show myself out.

John Robinson's avatar

That only applies to Republicans, sorry.

bobgeary's avatar

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47. Plaintiff was directed to help himself to Defendant's wife via verbal contract, including the formal term "please" [verbatim] which is commonly understood as a signal of sincerity; yet no such wife was provided to Plaintiff by Defendant at any point.

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