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what is that?

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Is it someone tambor he's kissing? Jeffrey

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I don't doubt that for a second. I also know old guys who constantly play their "home course" get good at that course, and love to brag about it.

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I'm convinced that if they ever are, it will be a bad day for justice. I doubt exceedingly the results of polygraph tests, and I'll take a polygraph test to prove I'm telling the truth.

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Oh, yes. It's a great out and a great way to cheat. Claiming voter fraud. Funny how every Trump and Trumpkinoid seems to do it. Kris Kobach being the most conspicuous of them all.

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Well, that's just pathetic. The Moorelester saga ends with a sad whimper.

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Pining for the old days when the slaves could be heard in the cool of the sunset harmonizing down on the back forty.

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You forgot, "Gaw-awd wouldn't let a Democrat be elected in Alabama." That right thar friends and neighbors is all the proof you need.

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Keep up the yammering and bleating, Short Eyes! Be the face and voice of the Repukelican Partei for the mid-terms!

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Polygraphs are notoriously unreliable, subject to a gazillion variables and factors that can't be accounted for. As such, neither prosecutors nor defense attorneys are anxious to begin introducing them as evidence. When someone starts waving polygraph results around, you can bet they've lost all credibility.

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"I'm course champion at Lemoore (CA) muni!""OK, lets go play Spyglass. My treat, with dinner and drinks in Monterey.""Uh..my doctor says I shouldn't travel..."

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Like Dr. Phil McGraw on his show? He offers polygraph results on the latest whacko he's exhibiting, not infrequently ... but then he turned into a slightly up-market Jerry Springer some time ago. Keep those lie detector tests a-comin', sir!

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He ain’tn’t even a doctor, let that little license thingie go years ago.

He’s just a fraud. Absolutely. Pure. 1000%. Horseshit.

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"but that's the thing, you don't have to be black or white to ride a horse, you just have to become one with the horse..."True, I just had to poke a little fun at stereotypes. The fact that about 30% of the cowboys working the old west cattle drives were black was never reflected in the westerns coming out of Hollywood when I was growing up.

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He was hoping it would end with a bang.

Allegedly.

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Canvas/canvass, Inglush iz hard.

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