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IOKIffYAR. It was, is, and always will be.

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You can never have just one!

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It is free on the internet, so it's a bit dubious long-term. Soros is smart enough for that I hope?

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Christians are just Jews gone bad.

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As a victim of five years of child abuse at the hands of the Abrahamites they can all go fuck themselves.

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George Soros and Jared K are business partners in something, I saw the other day. Shouldn't someone tell that Jones guy-- I forgot his first name-- so that he could make something out of it? Something to do with a future date when Jared is going to become a gigantic rabbi and he and George Soros will do something horrible to Lutherans?

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"I wish I could face him directly."

No, Roy, you do not wish that.

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Today is my birthday.

I'm old enough to remember when the word "agenda" was not the most grossly overused word in any language in the history of our species, EVER.

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My (late) Religious Science minister used to describe the traditional view of heaven as "an eternity of indolence and harp music."

According to my long-ago Sunday School teachings, it pretty much means spending eternity sitting in church.

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Or the nudie bar over on the US highway.

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We should have known that "going high" was only a pharmaceutical wet dream.

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Not quite. It was Satan who planted that yearbook in the attic where one of the victims kept her Christmas decorations. Ho, ho, ho.

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If it weren't for the Right's fetish, I'm not sure I'd have ever heard of him.

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Almost all of those who refer to themselves as "God's people" hate the National Cathedral almost as much as the denomination that operates it. Gawd something-something same-sex weddings. They were happy as porcines in offal when that earthquake went down.

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As of right now I see no indication that the left GETS IT.

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