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How bad is it, if I may ask?

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I have funny feeling our current president considers most of the commandments Dos instead of Don'ts. (All except for "honor thy father.")

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Fail More Loser - from online gaming spaces.

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They are SUCH FUCKING MORONS

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I like the cut of your jibe!

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet President Trump's next Secretary of State!

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“The accountant that normally does our tax returns has been sick and almost died...”

Well, I am truly sorry that he was so sick, I mean that would be scary for him--but come on, is there only one accountant in all of Montgomery?

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Why didn't he use the 'my taxes are under audit' excuse? It worked so nicely for Two Scoops.

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That he himself IS Caesar.

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Caesar Jesus or Jesus Caesar?

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Well, long pants are a requirement at my work (for some reason, I never see customers or potential customers, so why do I need a dress code?) so that was a given, but I trusted my gut on the jacket and it paid off...

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Lock Him Up!

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Hopefully so one can jump out at the 15th floor.

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Well, if anybody knows, it's Roy.

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Every time they showed it to one, he got sick too.

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He may be okay if it wan't in a Russian hotel room.

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