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Christopher Story's avatar

How bad is it, if I may ask?

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I have funny feeling our current president considers most of the commandments Dos instead of Don'ts. (All except for "honor thy father.")

Sunhead's avatar

Fail More Loser - from online gaming spaces.

Cat Cafe's avatar

They are SUCH FUCKING MORONS

Cat Cafe's avatar

I like the cut of your jibe!

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, meet President Trump's next Secretary of State!

Debbie is fully Pfizered!'s avatar

“The accountant that normally does our tax returns has been sick and almost died...”

Well, I am truly sorry that he was so sick, I mean that would be scary for him--but come on, is there only one accountant in all of Montgomery?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Why didn't he use the 'my taxes are under audit' excuse? It worked so nicely for Two Scoops.

Poly_Ester's avatar

Caesar Jesus or Jesus Caesar?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Well, long pants are a requirement at my work (for some reason, I never see customers or potential customers, so why do I need a dress code?) so that was a given, but I trusted my gut on the jacket and it paid off...

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Hopefully so one can jump out at the 15th floor.

Heyzeus Ahchay's avatar

Well, if anybody knows, it's Roy.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Every time they showed it to one, he got sick too.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

He may be okay if it wan't in a Russian hotel room.