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Vienna Woods's avatar

Ya know, people make fun of the machine that goes ping! but my sister was hooked up to one of those when she was in labour, and that's how they found out that the baby was in distress because the cord was wrapped around his neck. So they did a C-section so he'd be ok. I do not have a problem with machines that go ping!

WishingIWereThere's avatar

OTOH, the top comes down - or off.

Wait, why does that seem creepy in these circumstances ... ?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

That's PRINCESS Nancy Boy to you, peasant!

Incoming Ham's avatar

We are all about quality, not quantity, or something like that.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yadda yadda price not same as value blah blah zzzzzzzzzz

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...American made babies are much sturdier and last longer than those cheap Chinese knock offs. You can always opt for a baby with less bells and whistles.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yeah, but they have horrible electric problems and the parts are expensive

schmannity's avatar

Named after two Bushes, Ragtime, and a New Orleans trumpeter. American wannabe.