America is the best country in the world for reasons that we've gone over many times before. Our Vice Presidents shoot people in the face for no reason. We make and deploy sky robots all over the world to kill people who didn't even do anything . And our testicles are
Ya know, people make fun of the machine that goes ping! but my sister was hooked up to one of those when she was in labour, and that's how they found out that the baby was in distress because the cord was wrapped around his neck. So they did a C-section so he'd be ok. I do not have a problem with machines that go ping!
...American made babies are much sturdier and last longer than those cheap Chinese knock offs. You can always opt for a baby with less bells and whistles.
Ya know, people make fun of the machine that goes ping! but my sister was hooked up to one of those when she was in labour, and that's how they found out that the baby was in distress because the cord was wrapped around his neck. So they did a C-section so he'd be ok. I do not have a problem with machines that go ping!
OTOH, the top comes down - or off.
Wait, why does that seem creepy in these circumstances ... ?
That's PRINCESS Nancy Boy to you, peasant!
Corny, indeed.
We are all about quality, not quantity, or something like that.
Yadda yadda price not same as value blah blah zzzzzzzzzz
...American made babies are much sturdier and last longer than those cheap Chinese knock offs. You can always opt for a baby with less bells and whistles.
...yeah, but they have horrible electric problems and the parts are expensive
Named after two Bushes, Ragtime, and a New Orleans trumpeter. American wannabe.