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And will they accept precious bodily fluids?

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Wasn't that Ethelred the Unready? Really....he reigned at the end of the 1oth and beginning of the 11th centuries. Ooops. I outed myself as a Brit history nerd......Oh, Noeeeesssss!

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I was taught the only proper way to make a martini (thanks, Dad!) was to add good gin, and I do prefer the Sapphire, to a shaker with ice, stir (not shake), and strain into a chilled glass (I usually put the ice in the glass while I'm looking for the gin bottle). Then you take the vermouth, and for a normal martini, you uncork the bottle and wave it near the glass and then recork the bottle and enjoy. For a truly dry martini, do not uncork the vermouth, but formally introduce it to the gin (gin, this is vermouth; vermouth, this is gin). Put the bottle away and enjoy.

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We have our own line of genetic mutations thanks to the families of Bush, Cheney, Quayle, etc.

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Except he basically made himself a king ("Lord Protector" my ass) in the end. His son was just a wimpy pushover who couldn't keep it.

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A Jacobite are you, Liz?

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Well...didn't it make you too?

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Okay, here are your princess Diana death photos: <a href="http://bit.ly/kJxpbL" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://bit.ly/kJxpbL">http://bit.ly/kJxpbL</a>

Satisfied?

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Well...I only drink when the "sun is past the yardarm", and since I'm not a flat-earther, I know that somewhere on this glorious blue marble the sun is sinking into the horizon, why yes, I think I will have one. If I open the drink holder on this PC will one appear? Oh, I do hope so!

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Breakfast o'Champions!

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I do believe this wins the day...but the "Tongue of Trump" thing made me throw up a bit. In fairness to Donny though, he jabbers so much that Oily would either have her nubbins sanded down, or experience dozens of multiple orgasms...clustergasms.

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Remember the old Ed Sullivan show. When I was a kid, I loved the jugglers who did the spinning plates...these would be AWESOME.

Also, "loving and humorous image." I larfed at that.

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I am less interested in this than I was my own wedding.

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Lucius Malware must be at the heart of this.

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i think the real question is, do you pay for your wills and kate memorabilia with ameros or precious precious gold.

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The Brits could learn from the French on how to take care of their Royalty problems.

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