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You mean 2016. Because everyone in the GOP was too much of a mindless simp to run against his re-election.

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This is hilarious. Thank you

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Yeah, my bad.

The last 6 years have kind of run together in one horrible blob in my mind.

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Why would Republicans be concerned about blowing up drop boxes when we all know they are stuffed with fake ballots for Democrats. It seems like they would be issuing bounties for every drop box dumped in the ocean, set on fire, or launched to Venus. Boy, Republicans sure are dumb.

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How about if you get your head stuck in the drop box and an antifa terrorist aborts your 72 month old fetus.

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Can't imagine why...

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I just dropped my ballot in a mailbox. And I didn't worry because I'm in Massachusetts where our Senators don't advocate for terrorist attacks on voting. Also, anybody can get a mail-in ballot with no need to give a reason. Because we're mostly not insane (or something like that).

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Let's cut to the chase. Who owns this little [twerp]?

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This is their way of blowing them up. The Party of Stupid cannot survive in a democracy.

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Ask the cruisers in Miami parks, after dark. On says Marco was a vendor, back in the day, before he sold himself to Republican owners.

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Well, democratic elections aren't working for them.

(Republicans have won the popular vote nationwide exactly once in the last third of a century.)

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Reading is not fundamentalist.

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Self-inflicted sentencing enhancements are actually best for Mr. Bannon. He needs to be put away for as long as possible.

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I dropped my ballot at His Majesty’s post office, without even CONSIDERING the risk that horny Tories would hump it into illegibility! OH LORD WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!!!

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I so enjoy that picture of Marco Rubio and Jiminy Cricket.

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Wot

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