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anomie's avatar

She sorta looks like what would happen if someone hooked a bicycle pump up to Ivanka and started inflating.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

What could be better than a Dick Armey?https://www.azquotes.com/pi...

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Mmmm, alien bass. I always get that when it's on special. Pairs great with the unfamiliar chardonnay.

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Boo Hoo's avatar

Bob "Woody" Johnson?

The jokes write themselves.

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tinyhandofdestiny's avatar

Impossible Germany, unlikely Japan, Bahama protectorates, multi-mexicans.

Jeff Tweedy for ambassador.

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

I heard it's gonna be octopuses (octopi?).

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Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Ethel Merman explains the role of an U.S. diplomat in ;Call Me Madam'...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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kmblue187's avatar

That's what I mean.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ugh. Thanks, $5F.

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shocktreatment's avatar

Why not?

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shocktreatment's avatar

Oh no, it's all OK... We have the Senate, with their "advise and consent" role...And surely, large public outcry will temper their worst impulses...Right?

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marksb's avatar

I used to get calls in January and especially February, "Mark, this is Lars, we need to have a meeting. I'm coming into Santa Barbara next week, can you set up the meetings on [something we could hash out on the phone, email, or group chat]. Yes? Tack!" Yeah, winter gets to where it's just too much. I always took them to lunch at the beach restaurant and made sure they sat in the sun.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Beautiful! That must've felt like heaven for them! We had an old-fashioned clambake at the Cape, lakehouse with tons of family & friends, and it was a HUGE hit! "Getting to Know You" theme wasn't even needed.

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Wal M's avatar

we are indeed!

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MilitantAgnostic's avatar

Sorry I'm so late with this. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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kareemachan's avatar

I'd say "cephalopods"...

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