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anomie's avatar

She sorta looks like what would happen if someone hooked a bicycle pump up to Ivanka and started inflating.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Mmmm, alien bass. I always get that when it's on special. Pairs great with the unfamiliar chardonnay.

Boo Hoo's avatar

Bob "Woody" Johnson?

The jokes write themselves.

tinyhandofdestiny's avatar

Impossible Germany, unlikely Japan, Bahama protectorates, multi-mexicans.

Jeff Tweedy for ambassador.

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

I heard it's gonna be octopuses (octopi?).

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

Ethel Merman explains the role of an U.S. diplomat in ;Call Me Madam'...

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

shocktreatment's avatar

Oh no, it's all OK... We have the Senate, with their "advise and consent" role...And surely, large public outcry will temper their worst impulses...Right?

marksb's avatar

I used to get calls in January and especially February, "Mark, this is Lars, we need to have a meeting. I'm coming into Santa Barbara next week, can you set up the meetings on [something we could hash out on the phone, email, or group chat]. Yes? Tack!" Yeah, winter gets to where it's just too much. I always took them to lunch at the beach restaurant and made sure they sat in the sun.

Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

Beautiful! That must've felt like heaven for them! We had an old-fashioned clambake at the Cape, lakehouse with tons of family & friends, and it was a HUGE hit! "Getting to Know You" theme wasn't even needed.

kareemachan's avatar

I'd say "cephalopods"...