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No president since Richard Nixon has rivaled the Donald for awkwardness in having physical contact with other human beings.

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WwwwwwwwWAIT. Twitter, at some point, failed to do exactly what he wanted, and he still uses it? I believe we have found an Achilles heel. Or thumb. Tiny, doll-like thumb.

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Um, that's not Jesus merde. That's from The Daily Forward. (If you're being tongue-in-cheek, which I'm starting to think is the deal, disregard my mansplaining.)

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I trust this will be the straw that stirs Trump to quit Twitter. I am sure there is a popular, conservative-leaning social-media medium he can switch to. Oh that's right, there isn't...... save perhaps, Facebook. Just as conservatives aren't creative enough to create adequate comedy, social satire or entertainment at all, these self-professed entrepeneurs have no choice but to default to Twitter etc while whining about the purported bias.

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"Colored or not."

Nope. No racism here, please move along.

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Way too many words.

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Didn't white supremaci...I mean alt-righties all move over to Nazitwitter so they can all be as racist as they want without facing any mean old consequences? I would imagine Trumpery will make that jump pretty soon also too, to be with his people.

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I'm considering deleting my Facebook account before the year is out. Whether I bother to say anything before I do it is another matter.

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Add on that Facebook especially is spreading propaganda and has allowed outside orgs to do psych tests on their users, I really wouldn't put it past them to start handing over even private posts in the interests of "security."

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I prefer to refer to it as Nazitwitter.

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Damn, that's as close as I can get to a swastika with rug for an emoji for our Peeful Leader(not)

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Wait, I know, Trumpolini needs fascia!

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There, the Italian Fascist logo, with "hair"

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Everybody in this room has to like me a little bit...

I'm from the Government and I'm here to help. 😀https://youtu.be/xhYJS80MgYA

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Ha. It would be a boon to future historians though, researching President Trump's writings. It would all fit into a magazine-sized thing. A one-sitting read.

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Silly you. Don't you know it's the liberals that want to take away your freedom?

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That was actually really fantastic. I don't think I've ever seen a religious argument against Trump that didn't paint him as a golden calf or the antichrist, and while he DEFinitely worships money and power and is potentially the sign of OUR end times, those arguments are as easily ignored as "He's worse than Hitler!" I understand why other people are pooing the religious nature of the argument, but come on, Guys. We all have relatives who are fucking religious nutburgers, and we occasionally need to speak their language!

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